I would like for the record to show that I will not at any point of this mission be dressing as a belly dancer.
S4 E14Chuck Versus the Seduction Impossible
Chuck, if we get caught because you sneeze, we are officially the worst spies in the world.
I know, bad Three Stooges. I get it and I won't. But man it is dusty!
So, last I saw you two, you were a young exciting couple, chasing, flirting. Now the silent treatment. Sexy.
If you must know, we are very much in love, happy and soon to be married. Just having a bit of a disagreement right now and the ball and chain isn't helping.
Are you calling me a ball and chain?
There is a ball and ch... There is an actual ball and chain here. Do you not see this? On the ground attached to my leg? Ball and chain.
Yes. What's with all the 'no's lately anyway?
I may have been a little obstinate before.
Okay, let me guess, this is about something bigger. Performance issues?
No! I am adequate. More than adequate in that depart... [to Sarah] Right? You can't agree. I... Sarah I don't want to elope. I just don't, not at all, not even the slightest bit. I always wanted a big family wedding and now more than ever so no. My answer to eloping is no.
Okay, fine I hear what you're saying. But why do you get to say no? What about what I want?
Beckman was a dirty blonde?
It was the eighties, everything was dirty blonde.
Why did you hunt me down?
Roan, you never run away from a General.
S4 E15Chuck Versus the Cat Squad
NNarrator
[opening sequence] They say it's a personality thing, but to me, a martini's got gin, not vodka. Some folks like chocolate. I'll take vanilla. I say baseball over football. And to me, man's best friend doesn't bark or catch a ball. See, personally, I like cats. Meet my Clandestine Attack Team. Better known as the CAT Squad. Me-ow. They were the best spy team in the business. The year... 2003. The girls... Cold-hearted Carina. [Carina shoots a man] Zondra, the bitch! [Zondra fights a number of men] Amy-- the party girl. [Amy defends herself from an attacker at a party] And... my pride and joy... Sarah Walker. [Sarah kicks a man and holds him at knifepoint] Go get 'em, cats!
[Smash cut to a chuckling Morgan, revealing the entire sequence to be in his imagination]
Your description of C.A.T. Squad has sent me into fantasy land.
I don't want to know what goes on there.
[about Carina] I cannot be alone with that woman. She wants me. Badly. John, she desires my physical person!
And I'm hunting unicorns.
[to Amy as the squad blocks her escape] Going somewhere, pussy?
NNarrator
[closing voice-over, in reference to Ellie] Aw, who says cats can't play nice? You never know, maybe we'll add another member to this squad.
[Chuck watches from a distance and slowly smiles]
S4 E16Chuck Versus the Masquerade
[Morgan is moving out]
Where ya gonna go?
I don't know. I gotta finish packing up and then I'm gonna head out that door dude, and I'm just gonna open myself up to the universe.
So, moving to your mom's?
Yeah. Yeah, pretty much straight over.
[Team Bartowski has infiltrated a masquerade party}
Could be that, or it's a sex-crazed orgy party, where they don't let you see their faces or know their secrets.
No, no. I've been to those kinds of parties and it doesn't look anything like this.
What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! Really?
What happened to you two? You smell like vomit and Cheerios.
We had a baby.
S4 E17Chuck Versus the First Bank of Evil
[Sarah and Chuck are robbing the First Bank of Macau as a diversion for Vivian]
Having fun?
A little.
Kinda takes your mind off the whole wedding thing doesn't it?
Actually it hasn't been so bad. I took you up on your advice and I found a dress.
Hey!
Ellie was right when I put it on it felt like magic. [to a bank patron] Get down on the ground before I blow your freaking head off!
I'm so glad you found a dress. That's awesome and I bet you look gorgeous in it. [to a teller] Don't be a hero my friend! I will break your face!
[after hearing Sarah make several outrageous demands for the wedding] What the heck was that?
I think I created a monster.
Yeah, well... 'Cause I work... I work... I work at the Buy More, and that stuff sounds kind of pricey.
Maybe you could just pick up a few extra shifts... Or rob a bank.
[having just robbed a bank] Ha! You...
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