Roan quotes from Chuck

Roan

[preparing Chuck to seduce an enemy agent] We need to talk about protection.

Chuck

I really don't think it's going to get that far, Roan.

Roan

I mean a gun. Do you know why she's called the "black widow?"

Chuck

Because she's African-American, and her husband died?

Chuck

So how can you just sit there and watch them die?

Roan

Because I'm not in love with one of the agents.

Chuck

I'm not...I care about them. I care about both of them. Besides we heard what she said, okay? To her, I'm just an asset.

Roan

No. You're not...Trust me. The lady doth protest too much. But Charles, you have to ask yourself is she worth dying for?

Chuck

Yes.

Roan

Poor boy. Lesson number one for being a spy: never fall in love.

Chuck

Well then I guess I'm not much of a spy.

Roan

So, last I saw you two, you were a young exciting couple, chasing, flirting. Now the silent treatment. Sexy.

Chuck

If you must know, we are very much in love, happy and soon to be married. Just having a bit of a disagreement right now and the ball and chain isn't helping.

Sarah

Are you calling me a ball and chain?

Chuck

There is a ball and ch... There is an actual ball and chain here. Do you not see this? On the ground attached to my leg? Ball and chain.

Sarah

Yes. What's with all the 'no's lately anyway?

Chuck

I may have been a little obstinate before.

Roan

Okay, let me guess, this is about something bigger. Performance issues?

Chuck

No! I am adequate. More than adequate in that depart... [to Sarah] Right? You can't agree. I... Sarah I don't want to elope. I just don't, not at all, not even the slightest bit. I always wanted a big family wedding and now more than ever so no. My answer to eloping is no.

Sarah

Okay, fine I hear what you're saying. But why do you get to say no? What about what I want?

Chuck

Beckman was a dirty blonde?

Roan

It was the eighties, everything was dirty blonde.

Roan

Why did you hunt me down?

Beckman

Roan, you never run away from a General.