TV show quotes
Grimes. Are you leveraging me, to stay in my apartment?
I don't ah. Am I? Let's say I was. Is it working?
Okay. You can stay at my place as long as you keep quiet. Don't tell anyone, especially Bartowski.
Oh God Casey, you have no idea what this means to me. Come here.
Don't get too excited, I'm keeping you close to make sure you keep your mouth shut. Because if you don't, I know where you live.
[to Noble and Dunwoody] So, are you guys a couple or something?
Don't be ridiculous.
It's against agency protocol.
Romantic entanglements lead to lapses in judgment.
[to Chuck and Sarah] You ought to know.
The problem is, I only have one test subject, so in order to control my experiment, we're going have to have a second baby. [Devon freezes] Joking.
If the Turk's dog is behind that door, so is the Turk!
All we gotta do is break through four inches of steel.
Or we chop off Casey's hand.
[shocked] Let's keep that as our backup plan, shall we?
[outside Morgan and Casey's shared apartment] Let me in!
Over my dead body Chuck.
[breaking in through the ceiling] How about over your tranqed body?
You were distracting me so she could break in.
Chuck Yeah.
Clever girl. You using the five millimeter darts?
Ten.
Please tell Casey I put up a good fight! [Sarah tranquilizes him]
You're not "just" anything, Ellie.
Really?
You're Mrs. Awesome.
My dad's work is so amazing. I've never seen such creative use of neuroplasticity before. His mind is incredible!
That's probably where Clara gets it. She said "arthroscopic" yesterday.
Honey, if Clara can say "arthroscopic" she needs to stop pooping her pants.
This time our search will be led my the only man who knows what it's really like being an Intersect. Chuck, we need you to find more Chucks.
[nearly gloating] Well it's gonna be tough. Broke the mold, et cetera.
[to Damien] Charlton Heston sci-fi question for you. What's cooler: Soylent Green or Omega Man?
Trick question. POTA.
[whispering] Wow!
[Chuck nods his head in approval]
[to Josie] Favorite Bond: Connery excluded?
I have no opinion about any of this. Why do men care so much about these things? Nothing you're asking me matters at all. [Bentley nods her head in approval]
[whispering to a confused Chuck] What on earth is she talking about?
[to Brody] Most important graphic novelist: Grant Morrison or Moore/Gibbons?
Kind of a Brian Vaughan man, myself.
[interrupts a disapproving Morgan] Actually... I've always secretly felt that way.
[Chuck and Brody nod in agreement]
Pre-nup? Jeez, I thought things were going so well.
It was, is.
She's just taking precautions. Half of all maarriages go down.
Well, it's good to see yours is going so well.
Hilarious. But you know what? It works. So you, spending a little money on the side. Gambling debts I don't know about?
Of course not. You know me. I don't know why she'd do this.
Look something's got your girl's dukes up, okay? Get the facts. [to Casey] Smaller bites please.
Don't henpeck! You overanalyze everything. Bartowski. You talk every issue to death. It's exhausting.
It's exhausting just sitting here.
Well. I really do that?
Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.
Yeah Chuck, be cool.
Be cool.
[reading aloud a book to the baby] So, really the missing link isn't actually missing. It's a misnomer when a fossil shows a specimen in a state of the intermediary development.
[about her father's laptop] It's missing.
Babe, you really think it's wise to argue in front of the baby?
Remember, family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan. And he looks like me.
Done [ rips up her prenup]
Chuck; You don't have to do that.
Please forget that ever existed, Okay? And can you please stop being so cool?
[Chuck pulls out his own prenup]
That is so not cool.
Just read it.
I, Sarah Walker, promise to always love Chuck Bartowski. In return, he will always love me. I can't read the fine print.
The fine print says: I promise Chuck that I will not even contemplate the word divorce and I will never use my prenup.
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