I would like for the record to show that I will not at any point of this mission be dressing as a belly dancer.
“Chuck Versus the Seduction Impossible” · Season 4, Episode 14
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (3), Sarah Walker (3), Roan (3), Diane Beckman (1)
Chuck, if we get caught because you sneeze, we are officially the worst spies in the world.
I know, bad Three Stooges. I get it and I won't. But man it is dusty!
So, last I saw you two, you were a young exciting couple, chasing, flirting. Now the silent treatment. Sexy.
If you must know, we are very much in love, happy and soon to be married. Just having a bit of a disagreement right now and the ball and chain isn't helping.
Are you calling me a ball and chain?
There is a ball and ch... There is an actual ball and chain here. Do you not see this? On the ground attached to my leg? Ball and chain.
Yes. What's with all the 'no's lately anyway?
I may have been a little obstinate before.
Okay, let me guess, this is about something bigger. Performance issues?
No! I am adequate. More than adequate in that depart... [to Sarah] Right? You can't agree. I... Sarah I don't want to elope. I just don't, not at all, not even the slightest bit. I always wanted a big family wedding and now more than ever so no. My answer to eloping is no.
Okay, fine I hear what you're saying. But why do you get to say no? What about what I want?
Beckman was a dirty blonde?
It was the eighties, everything was dirty blonde.
Why did you hunt me down?
Roan, you never run away from a General.
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