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S4 E10Chuck Versus the Leftovers

We've had a our dinner, you met the family, we're leaving.

But what sort of potential father-in-law would I be if I didn't set an example. Chuck has to learn... you make a threat you have to follow through with it. [Volkoff cocks pistol] I didn't have to do that but I just really like the sound.

Alexei stop. [points her gun at Volkoff]

My love, what are you doing?

This is exactly why I didn't tell you about my family. You don't know how to love someone, you only know how to control them. But you should know that I could never love a man that could do anything to hurt my son. So drop it. [Volkoff lowers gun]

Alexei, you know I am loyal to you. But I will not return with you until you promise me that my family and their friends remain safe. And if they don't, I will end you.

You see. That is a real threat.[Volkoff walks away]

Chuck. I'm sorry for everything. I hope some day you will trust me.

Mom... I already do.

S4 E11Chuck Versus the Balcony

Forget it buddy, can't really do anything with Casey being well, Casey.

Chuck! Bubuleh! Casey is your man-servant, let him man-serve you.

[Sarah ambushes Morgan in his office]

Hi Morgan.

Oh, Sarah..man...

We need to have a conversation.

Holy hell Sarah! You just scared me to death! I thought you could've been somebody deadly.

I am somebody deadly. And I know everything. The balcony, The moonlight. Does that ring a bell?

Okay, these bearded lips are staying shut. I know nothing.

Chuck is planning to propose at the Chateau and I want your intel.

Okay. Don't you want to be surprised?

I'm a spy. I hate surprises.

Okay. Chuck told me about your parent's proposal. I'm sorry, it will be better than that.

Oh God. I never should have told him that stupid story.

Probably not, probably not. But you did, and it's the whole reason we called off our restaurant proposal...

What? Wait. Chuck was planning on proposing at the restaurant?

What's wrong with me? I cannot keep my mouth shut.

No. No. It's good. It's good that you told me.

Look Sarah. The whole reason Chuck is doing this proposal is to wipe the slate clean. Alright? It's all for you. And it's going to be amazing. It's going to be romantic. It's going to be everything you want.

Okay. I am taking control of this operation. Morgan, you are now working for me.

Okay. Kind of like a double agent.

Exactly. We are going to make this proposal happen for Chuck's sake.

Yeah.

And for mine.

[giving Chuck some fatherly advice] You know , I proposed once....To Kathleen....We had plans to go to Niagara Falls...I was about to ship out...we were young...I was stupid and things got screwed up so I ended up proposing in a Buffalo bus station. Not exactly the most romantic spot in the world, but I'll always have that day, I'll always have that look on her face. Now the truth is there no such thing as the perfect moment, or a perfect spot, so forget about the balcony Bartowski. All you need is the girl!

[to Sarah, after Casey's pep talk] I don't need a balcony and I don't need a sunset. We have each other and that is all that matters.

S4 E12Chuck Versus the Gobbler

Sarah, we're going to have you break out Yuri the Gobbler. Don't ask why he's called that... It's because he eats people! Basically, it's a suicide mission.

I love a good suicide mission.

Me too!

Sarah! Sarah. look I know you have to go...

[she kisses him deeply and passionately] I missed you too Chuck.

Wow. It's kind of like I'm cheating on you with you right now.

Goodbye. Call me on the secure line with the plan.

Got it. See you in prison!

[about his secret way of communicating with Sarah] Right now, she's telling me she loves me. Or she's buying a Buick...I can't really tell.

I happen to be very good at the quick-look-at-your-phone-when-you-get-a-text-but-you-didn't know-I-looked look.

[about Ellie's proposed name for their baby] Grunka?!

I can't believe she's gonna name her Grunka.

Dude!

Dude!

Dude.

Dude!

We can't.

You can't.

Grunka isn't what you name your beautiful baby girl, it's what you name...(referring to the other Buy More employees) these people."

S4 E13Chuck Versus the Push Mix

You know my dad... he taught me a lot of things. Like looks can be deceiving.

[Casey reveals to Armand that he faked his death by unplugging his heart monitor. Then he knocks out Armand with a bonsai]

Fight for your family.

[Sarah ambushes Volkoff's gaurds and disables one with a throwing knife]

Mary, quick! [They escape after a brief gun fight]

And of course never use a gun-- [Volkoff fires the pistol but it is empty] --unless you absolutely have to. I probably should have told you I have this thing about bullets. I was never going to kill you Alexi. But then I am my father's son, aren't I?

This baby needs a performance, delivery room style. This baby needs...Jeffster!

[After Morgan comes rushing to Chuck to tell about the birth of Clara] General, General, can we borrow a van?

Agent Bartowski, you just arrested Alexei Volkoff and obtained the Hydra Network we have spent the last 20 years searching for. Lieutenant, get this man a chopper.

Listen, I've got to run. I still need to find someone to make Ellie's placenta into vitamin pills.

Huh, I need to un-hear that. How do I un-hear that?

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