Chuck, stop freaking out.
Oh I'm not freaking out. And I'll tell you why I'm not freaking out, because that would require me overreacting and I don't think it's technically possible to overreact to my brother-in-law being kidnapped!
“Chuck Versus Operation Awesome” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (3), Captain Awesome Woodcomb (2), John Casey (1), Morgan Grimes (1), Big Mike (1)
Geez, this guy's heavy.
Well bad guys don't count carbs, buddy.
You're incredible; is that your spy training?
Duck Hunt, Nintendo.
[to Big Mike] Well, it's just a little unusual that you call me before I even had time to screw anything up.
Mornings are for reflection and pastry.
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