Chuck quotes

Permission to drop the twerp into a deep dark hole, General?

Granted.

Huh?

It's over, the Human Intersect Project has become too hard to control. I can't afford to wonder anymore if the team or Chuck Bartowski is a liability.

What are you saying, General?

I'm shutting down this project! Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington, and put into a secure facility once-and-for-all!

Operation Moron is over?

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I owe you an apology.

Why?

I was beginning to think that I couldn't trust you anymore, Sarah. That maybe Jill was right. That the CIA was never gonna let me go, that they would always put their best interests ahead of mine... But not you. You always looked out for me. Thank you.

[pause. Sarah hugs Chuck and whispers in his ear] Take off your watch.

Why?

Because it's all a lie. Your dad is still out there. Beckman sent me to bring you back to Castle. They're going to take you underground. We have to run. [They leave store and jump in car]

[Sarah has just taken him on the run] You're disobeying orders for me? You're committing treason, Sarah; you could go to jail.

I know.

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Awesome

You're a spy, Chuck? That's... awesome!

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Going somewhere Bartowski ?

No. No. We came back here for you because Fulcrum here.

Well we better get out of here.

I'm not leaving without Sarah.

You drive or I'll end you.

End me? Oh yeah, how are you going to do that? You don't have a gun.

Don't think I could kill you using my thumb or my elbow? Nerd bludgeon by radiator.

You can't kill me with that radiator. It is far to confined in this car for you to get the appropriate torque.

Strangle you with my handcuff chain.

Yeah. Yeah. You could probably do that.

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Do I get a gun?

Nope. You get to stay in the car.

C'mon, the whole "stay in the car" thing, aren't we past this? I think I'm perfectly capable of handling myself on a mission.

[holds Chuck at gun point] You were saying, Agent Imbecile? Drop it, Walker.

You drop it.

Sarah, don't! I've come this far; if he's gonna stop me he's gonna have to kill me.

Beckman called in an air strike. It'll be here in less than 20 minutes.

What!? Casey, my father is here! You said you would rescue him; you gave me your word. I thought that would've meant something. I guess I have a lot to learn.

Yeah, that's right you do. You made three crucial mistakes, Bartowski: you didn't realize you we're being trailed for the last half hour, you didn't bring nearly enough fire power, and you didn't ask me to join.

Casey, would you like to help us rescue my father?

I think your father has served our country honorably and deserves to attend his daughter's wedding.

Is that a "yes"?

One condition, he stays in the car.

Agreed.

Done. Hey the team's back together again! Group hug!

One more step it'll be your last. No hugs!

In the car I go.

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So ah, as you can see, just the one bed. A little presumptuous I guess. Should I have asked for separate rooms?

No, It's fine. As long as we're on the lam, I can't let you out of my sight. I'm gonna take a shower.

I'm gonna assume that whole out-of-sight thing doesn't really apply right now.

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Hey, I was wondering if you, uh, you wanted to come to my sister's rehearsal dinner?

The Intersect's out, Bartowski. You don't need my help anymore.

I’m not asking you as the asset. I'm asking you as a friend.[Casey closes door] Okay, well I tried.

[Reopens door with jacket on and holding cigars] Open bar, I hope. I'll go warm up the vic.

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See? Guys can hug.

Not if they don't have their man parts.

That's a good point.

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How would you feel about working on the new Intersect project? Your government has been building its own Intersect. You've shown real promise. We'd like you to be an analyst. Your country is calling you, Mr. Bartowski.

Uh, well then I think my country might have the wrong number. 'Cause I'm just Chuck Bartowski, not a hero.

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I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait any longer. Okay? Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do with my future. And the truth is I don't have a clue. All I do know is that I want you to be in it.

Please, I really have to tell you.

No. No guns. No lies. Just us. Just like I've always wanted. I've recently come into a little bit of money. So, any place you want to go. Any place at all, as long as it's sunny with little umbrella drinks. What I'm getting at here is... Sarah Walker will you do me the honor of... taking a vacation with me?

Chuck, I'm leaving in the morning. The details are classified. But I'm working on the new Intersect Project with Bryce.

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Bryce

The cube can't fall into the wrong hands. I made a promise to Orion.

You knew?

Bryce

That was the deal. Your dad knew I protected you at Stanford. I was the only spy he would trust.