Chuck quotes

Chuck

Sarah, I'm not going to move in with you... Because I can't... And you know why I can't... I'm crazy about you. And I always have been. Having a fake relationship, that's one thing. But living together is... I mean everyday and being around each other and --and that's why I can't do it. I hope you understand.

Sarah

I do.

Chuck

Thank you.

Chuck

Oh and, uh, just so you know, I am going to get this thing out of my head, one day. I will! And when I do, I'm going to live the life I want with the girl I love. Because I'm not going to let this thing rob me of that. I won't!!

We're the flagship store, we should get those computers--

Big Mike

Flagship of my ass; now get out of here, Barkley.

You have one chance. Drop your guns.

Chuck

Uh, sir. They don't have any guns. I personally put this mission together, and I forbade them from packing.

Why would you do that?

Chuck

I don't know. I just, you know-- I think guns make things too easy. I like my spies to be tough. Look, you're not going to shoot anyone, right?

It would be unprofessional not to.

Chuck

Why are you coming here?

General Beckman

Hopefully I won't have to shut down Operation Bartowski because of one foolish mistake. But if FULCRUM knows who you really are, pack your bags, Chuck; you're leaving with me. Tell your family and friends--tell them nothing!

Sarah

Chuck Bartowski has risked his life for this country. But he's not a spy and he knows it!

General Beckman

He's a spy until I say he isn't!

Sarah

General, Chuck knows that Orion is out there and he is not going to sit in his room and do what we say. He...

Casey

What is it?

Sarah

Where's Chuck?

Casey

[Casey checks the tracking device] Watch has him in his room.

Sarah

No. This is Chuck we're talking about. He would've come up with some excuse to come in here and meet the General in person.

General Beckman

What?

Sarah

Check his room.

Casey

Walker's right. Chuck's a social butterfly by nature.

Chuck

General, you don't want the Intersect out of my head, do you?

General Beckman

No, I don't.

Sarah

General, Chuck has done everything that we've asked of him.

General Beckman

Agent Walker, you want to protect him, but play time is over! Chuck, I hesitate to say this...

Chuck

Please, please hesitate.

General Beckman

We are in the midst of a secret war with FULCRUM. And I believe the outcome of this fight will rest squarely on your shoulders.

Casey

Oy.

Chuck

No. Listen to the man, he's right! I'm not a spy!

General Beckman

Do you know how many agents I've lost to FULCRUM? How powerful they are? Only this operation, only you have found a hole in their armor. See, I can't lose you, Chuck. I need you! It's time for you to become a spy!

Sarah

[Holding up Chuck's cellphone] I found this when I went to say goodbye to Chuck.

Alex

Which directly disobeyed an order. You were fired for exactly this reason!

Sarah

Then there's nothing stopping me from kicking your ass!

Are you his doctor?

Chuck

Of course. Am I not wearing a doctor's coat? Who else would I be if not one of this man's doctors?

Doctor, I am Harry Lime's private physician, Dr. Muhammad Zamir.

Chuck

Doctor.

Doctor.

Chuck

Doctor.

Doctor.

Chuck

And, doctor.

Nurse, would you excuse us for a moment, please? I would like to consult the doctor privately, please.

Chuck

Yes, yes, we will be discussing doctor things that only doctors understand, please go. [whispers to Alex] Please don't go.

Alex

I'll be right outside... doctor.

Chuck

Oh my God, I'm bleeding. Oh my God I'm bleeding, oh my God I'm bleeding.

Come on.

Chuck

I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding. I'm sorry, I get a little woozy at the sight of blood.

A surgeon is afraid of blood?

Chuck

I know, a little ironic, right?

Casey

Hey. Chuck, turn off the gas you idiot. You inhale too much of that stuff it'll kill you.

Chuck

We're gonna die.

Chuck

We're gonna die.

Alex

[Grabbing the walkie talkie] Open this door right now!

Chuck

No. Look, I'm not listening to you. Okay?

Alex

This isn't working. I can't risk this going any further. I'm getting the nitro.

Sarah

Forrest! We can do this your way or we can actually save the asset!

General Beckman

Agent Walker, despite your heroism, you have directly disobeyed several orders...

Chuck

Wait, General, um, I'm sorry but, but isn't the most important part of being my handler making sure I stay alive?

Sarah

It's okay, Chuck.

Casey

No, it's not.

Casey

Let him finish.

Chuck

Thanks... Um, General. What I'm trying to say is that because my relationship with Sarah is so... you know, we're, we're close. We care about each other. That's-- that's what I'm trying to say. And-- and I know it's not protocol or whatever but it's those feelings that wound up saving my life.

Chuck

[to Sarah and Casey dressed as nerds] Either this is a mission or you two are very good at hiding your hobbies.

Sarah

Where's Chuck?

Casey

In a world of pain.

Chuck

I can't believe this. My father invented the intersect.

Stephen

Well, that's not true. I didn't invent all of it. Just the really cool stuff. All right, now I can understand how this could complicate a few things.

Chuck

What? Complicate a few things; Dad, I saw you die. I saw you explode in a helicopter.

Stephen

Well, I see how I could have given you that impression. I had to die quite a few times--it's one of the perils of being Orion.

Stephen

What you are gonna see are a bunch of encoded images that will cancel out the ones you originally uploaded.

Chuck

Wait. Are you saying that you are gonna overwrite my brain?

Stephen

That's a good way of putting it. Yes.