John Casey quotes from Chuck

Sarah

Chuck, you're not going to have us forever. The Intersect was designed so agents could work autonomously.

Shaw

We're your training wheels and your performance tells me it's about time for us to come off.

Casey

I hope you're ready for your big boy bike, Bartowski.

Casey

Not bad, Bartowski.

Chuck

Who the hell is "Bartowski"?

Casey

Walker and Shaw knew you were in over your head. They went to fix dinner for your date.

Chuck

They did, huh?

Casey

Yeah. Weird huh? Walker helping you to get laid.

Shaw

We'll just have to put Grimes in Witness Protection. We'll move him out of Burbank tonight after dark.

Chuck

Wait, wait wait, no, no,no. Hang on a second, Morgan is not going anywhere. OK.

Shaw

Chuck, he knows your secret.

Chuck

Yeah well so do a lot of people. Awesome knows and we didn't put him underground.

Casey

Because Awesome's awesome and Grimes is a moron.

Shaw

It's just too dangerous. We have no reason to believe we can trust him.

Chuck

Yes we do. We have 22 reasons why we can trust him. That's the number of years Morgan has been my best friend. And yes he has his faults,granted, but one thing he is, is loyal. and he will never betray me or my secret.

Sarah

He's right.

Chuck

Thank you. Look, I'm flashing, I'm a spy again because I have my best friend back. You need the intersect and I need him so Morgan Grimes is staying exactly where he belongs which is the Burbank Buy More.

Casey

You're not serious think that new clothes are gonna somehow make me, less me, do you?!

Big Mike

What I do know, Is to get your head right, you gotta get your threads right. Now get on the box and let Clarence put new feathers on you.

Chuck

Well, ah I guess that makes two changed men.

Casey

What, You?

Chuck

Ya.. Buddy I just passed my first solo spy test last night. This is it, I'm going to the show. I really wanted to tell you before hand, I'm sorry that I didn't , but you know top secret, you understand.

Casey

You took your test last night? And you Passed?

Chuck

Oh yeah. With flying colors man... And we I think we both know I have you to thank for that. I..I wanted to give you a little something.

Casey

Ah.

Chuck

I don't think they are going to miss it down in Castle. Do you?

Casey

You know that giving away a government issued firearm is a felony, don't you? But It's a thoughtful felony.

Chuck

Honestly, everything is coming up roses right now, I've passed my test..Ah you are joining the world of human beings. I'm proud of you! Kudo's for that. And Sarah has invited me for dinner tonight, alone at Union Station. so

Casey

You sure you're completed your test?

Chuck

Yeah. Like I said, I've passed. Celebration time now.

Casey

Ok. You just be careful out there. Ready for anything.

Chuck

A good spy always is right!

Chuck

What does all this mean? Casey. I mean technically I failed my test.

Casey

You need to understand that for Walker, Shaw and Beckmann, you passed the test. To them, you killed Perry, doing exactly what you were trained to do.

Chuck

Yeah but I didn't do it. You did.

Casey

Chuck, I'm a civilian. Which means technically under the law what happen tonight was murder. No-one can know the truth about that ever. Not even Sarah, She would be implicated too.

Chuck

All that means I'm not a real spy. I don't know who I am, don't know what I am?

Casey

I can't answer that one for you Chuck.

Chuck

Hey.. Why did you do it?

Casey

Because you weren't going to. You're not a killer Chuck.

Chuck

Thanks.

Awesome

Alright, this isn't good. Why doesn't John drag him out of there?

Casey

Yeah, I'm afraid my days of legalized body snatching are over, guys. I'm a civilian now. This one's on you, Bartowski.

Casey

I just came by to tell you something about Bartowski.

Sarah

Well if you're come to plead his case, then it's really not necessary.

Casey

He didn't send me. He doesn't know I'm here. I just wanted to tell you something in case it changes anything. He didn't kill the mole.

Sarah

What?

Casey

I did. He didn't have the stones to pull the trigger. Kid's not a killer. He's just not wired that way; unlike us. Just thought you should know.

Chuck

It's another in Paris, Sarah and Shaw, and Shaw, this time for real, he's working for the ring. And I know, I know you can't help me anymore, I know all that, but Sarah is gonna die without us. I can't do this on my own.

Casey

But I can't help you anymore. I'm not a spy.

Chuck

You are a spy. you're the ultimate spy.

Morgan

Was....Chuck was, but the man been Buy More'd. That right. You've deluded yourself into thinking Buy More is your life. Wake up John, OK? Because we need you to get on this plane, Chuck needs you to get on this plane. If not, that's cool. You know, find yourself on Friday night with Jeff and Lester's crew hanging out in Woodland Hills. I know this because I was that guy. But Chuck and Sarah and you, Casey, you showed me I could be so much more. I was meant for something, to be a spy. What about you? What do you have left in the tank? What do you want to be when you grow....[Casey grabs Morgan]

Casey

Morgan go to my closet and get me my suit. The black one.

Morgan

Let's cut the man some slack, he's got the world's fate resting in his hands.

Casey

Oh, I'd say he's got something else resting in his hands.

Morgan

What do you mean?

Casey

Chuck's off the grid with Walker. Do the math Grimes.

Casey

He's going to need a walker when Walker's through with him.

Casey

They're having intercourse you idiot.

Morgan

If you ask me, this whole G man gig is starting to be a real snore. When are we going to hit on some terrorists?

Casey

Whatever you think you know about being a spy. You're wrong.

Morgan

Oww.

Casey

You're a child, your a liability to the team and you're not doing anything until you've been properly trained. Understood.

Morgan

Wait a minute, does that mean?

Casey

I don't believe I'm going to say this.

Morgan

I'm going to Langley.

Casey

Your not going anywhere. Jackass. I can teach you all you need to know right here in the store. C'mon.

Morgan

Please tell me that Chuck is joking about them sending me to boot camp. They're going to make me shave my beard.

Casey

Relax. You passed.

Morgan

Huh? I failed every test.

Casey

Yes flying colors. You have got to be the hands down, bar none the worst candidate I've ever trained. But you got one thing going for you. You got balls.

Morgan

I do?

Casey

How many marines do you know go up against a Bengal tiger unarmed? You have to be a complete idiot.

Morgan

Well that's the thing. That's uh, that's me in a nutshell..

Casey

Hey, you seen Grimes?

Lester

Lost your friend, did you? Can't find him 'cause he's changed so much? But you can't help but think about the days you guys used to drink together and hold each other for hours and hours just talking about even the silliest little things. Those days are no more.

Morgan

I talked to Captain Awesome.

Casey

And?

Morgan

If he'd have me, I'd let him.