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Oh God, it's us 30 years ago.
Look, Sarah. It's us in 30 years!
“Chuck Versus the Role Models” · Season 3, Episode 15
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (3), John Casey (2), Morgan Grimes (2), Sarah Walker (1)
If you ask me, this whole G man gig is starting to be a real snore. When are we going to hit on some terrorists?
Whatever you think you know about being a spy. You're wrong.
Oww.
You're a child, your a liability to the team and you're not doing anything until you've been properly trained. Understood.
Wait a minute, does that mean?
I don't believe I'm going to say this.
I'm going to Langley.
Your not going anywhere. Jackass. I can teach you all you need to know right here in the store. C'mon.
No, no I'm not letting you shoot a tiger. They're endangered and majestic.
No guns, no flash. Honey, darling, you mind telling me what you've done with our small cashe of weapons?
I got rid of them, sweetheart.
You actually listened to me?
I can't quite believe it myself!
Where's the gun you had at the hotel?
I left them in the car.
Why would you do that?!
Because you told me to!
Please tell me that Chuck is joking about them sending me to boot camp. They're going to make me shave my beard.
Relax. You passed.
Huh? I failed every test.
Yes flying colors. You have got to be the hands down, bar none the worst candidate I've ever trained. But you got one thing going for you. You got balls.
I do?
How many marines do you know go up against a Bengal tiger unarmed? You have to be a complete idiot.
Well that's the thing. That's uh, that's me in a nutshell..
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