John Casey quotes from Chuck

Shaw, Bartowski's infiltrated the base.

Shaw

Of course he did. [to Sarah] Why would your boyfriend ever think with an organ besides his heart?

No, sir, not this base. Bartowski and his father found the other one, the Ring base. Triggered the silent alarm.

Shaw

Dammit!

Casey

I don't know when it happened but our boy became a man. Bartowski's a spy. You picked a good one, Walker. Finally.

Sarah

Well, he made a promise to his sister. Chuck doesn't want to be a spy and have to lie about it too.

Casey

Your boyfriend needs big boy pants. He's a spy. He's good at it.

Sarah

I know, Casey. You miss him too.

Casey

What? I don't miss him.

Sarah

You ever been in a long distance relationship?

Casey

No. I either leave or they die.

Colonel Casey, after the Yves St. Laurent incident, you will obviously have to sit this one out.

Casey

[quietly to himself] Stab one guy with a stilleto...

Hello, Colonel Casey. Welcome to the new Castle override mainframe. How can I help you today?

Casey

You gotta be kidding me.

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

Casey

Location of fire emergency override.

Did you say "hire nursery overhige"?

Casey

Why would I say "overhige", it's not even a real word!

Chuck

[Sarah's calling Casey] He did just get shot in the leg, and is resting up. So he probably won't be available.

Casey

Casey. What do you need?

Sarah

A little bored, Casey?

Casey

Dear God, give me something to do!

Casey

[Calling the Buy More] Casey. Code red. I've been drugged. Don't know how long I can stay conscious. Need extraction. In an alley. 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.

Jeff

Don't worry, Casey. I know that dumpster!

Casey

Wait! Who is this? Where's Chuck?

Jeff

We're on our way! [into the PA system] Lester! Nerd Herd emergency. Man down! Meet me at the Herder.

Casey

Chuck, how'd you get here?

Chuck

My mom dropped me off.

Sarah

Any luck with the....

Chuck

Tests? You'd have heard. By that I mean you would have heard my giant sigh of relief. Even in Moscow.

Sarah

You'll get it back soon enough.

Casey

When? What's the timeline?

Chuck

I'm hoping very soon.

Casey

I haven't been on a mission in a month. I wake up with my trigger finger twitching. It's itchy. Literally it itches.

Casey

Walker.. A word please.

Sarah

Can it wait?

Casey

No.

Sarah

He's not talking... and he's a smirker.

Casey

You know just because I helped you bring him here doesn't mean I'm giving you free reign. You need to cool down. Get some rest.

Sarah

I'm not going anywhere.

Casey

I was wrong about you. You're not acting like a worried girlfriend. No, you're acting like a spy I used to know. Before Chuck. Langston Graham's "wild card enforcer." I didn't like that Sarah Walker. You know why? Because she was unpredictable. Now you're going to go home. I insist.

Sarah

How did you find me?

Morgan

Half of Thailand's talking about the giant blond she-male tearing through their town. Are you kidding me? But it's okay now, Casey and I are here.

Casey

Walker. What are you doing here? All alone. This place is nothing but scoundrels, assassins and warlords. The scum of the earth.

Arr Mr Casey. Your usual?

Morgan

[about Carina] I cannot be alone with that woman. She wants me. Badly. John, she desires my physical person!

Casey

And I'm hunting unicorns.

Casey

Grimes. Are you leveraging me, to stay in my apartment?

Morgan

I don't ah. Am I? Let's say I was. Is it working?

Casey

Okay. You can stay at my place as long as you keep quiet. Don't tell anyone, especially Bartowski.

Morgan

Oh God Casey, you have no idea what this means to me. Come here.

Casey

Don't get too excited, I'm keeping you close to make sure you keep your mouth shut. Because if you don't, I know where you live.

Morgan

Pre-nup? Jeez, I thought things were going so well.

Chuck

It was, is.

Casey

She's just taking precautions. Half of all maarriages go down.

Chuck

Well, it's good to see yours is going so well.

Morgan

Hilarious. But you know what? It works. So you, spending a little money on the side. Gambling debts I don't know about?

Chuck

Of course not. You know me. I don't know why she'd do this.

Morgan

Look something's got your girl's dukes up, okay? Get the facts. [to Casey] Smaller bites please.

Casey

Don't henpeck! You overanalyze everything. Bartowski. You talk every issue to death. It's exhausting.

Morgan

It's exhausting just sitting here.

Chuck

Well. I really do that?

Casey

Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.

Morgan

Yeah Chuck, be cool.

Chuck

Be cool.

Jeff

Let's get this party started.

Casey

[eager to kill Riley's mercenaries] My sentiments exactly.