John Casey quotes from Chuck

Casey

Permission to drop the twerp into a deep dark hole, General?

Granted.

Casey

Huh?

It's over, the Human Intersect Project has become too hard to control. I can't afford to wonder anymore if the team or Chuck Bartowski is a liability.

Sarah

What are you saying, General?

I'm shutting down this project! Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington, and put into a secure facility once-and-for-all!

Casey

Operation Moron is over?

Casey

Going somewhere Bartowski ?

Chuck

No. No. We came back here for you because Fulcrum here.

Casey

Well we better get out of here.

Chuck

I'm not leaving without Sarah.

Casey

You drive or I'll end you.

Chuck

End me? Oh yeah, how are you going to do that? You don't have a gun.

Casey

Don't think I could kill you using my thumb or my elbow? Nerd bludgeon by radiator.

Chuck

You can't kill me with that radiator. It is far to confined in this car for you to get the appropriate torque.

Casey

Strangle you with my handcuff chain.

Chuck

Yeah. Yeah. You could probably do that.

Chuck

Do I get a gun?

Sarah

Nope. You get to stay in the car.

Chuck

C'mon, the whole "stay in the car" thing, aren't we past this? I think I'm perfectly capable of handling myself on a mission.

Casey

[holds Chuck at gun point] You were saying, Agent Imbecile? Drop it, Walker.

Sarah

You drop it.

Chuck

Sarah, don't! I've come this far; if he's gonna stop me he's gonna have to kill me.

Casey

Beckman called in an air strike. It'll be here in less than 20 minutes.

Chuck

What!? Casey, my father is here! You said you would rescue him; you gave me your word. I thought that would've meant something. I guess I have a lot to learn.

Casey

Yeah, that's right you do. You made three crucial mistakes, Bartowski: you didn't realize you we're being trailed for the last half hour, you didn't bring nearly enough fire power, and you didn't ask me to join.

Chuck

Casey, would you like to help us rescue my father?

Casey

I think your father has served our country honorably and deserves to attend his daughter's wedding.

Sarah

Is that a "yes"?

Casey

One condition, he stays in the car.

Sarah

Agreed.

Chuck

Done. Hey the team's back together again! Group hug!

Casey

One more step it'll be your last. No hugs!

Chuck

In the car I go.

Chuck

Hey, I was wondering if you, uh, you wanted to come to my sister's rehearsal dinner?

Casey

The Intersect's out, Bartowski. You don't need my help anymore.

Chuck

I’m not asking you as the asset. I'm asking you as a friend.[Casey closes door] Okay, well I tried.

Casey

[Reopens door with jacket on and holding cigars] Open bar, I hope. I'll go warm up the vic.

Chuck

See? Guys can hug.

Casey

Not if they don't have their man parts.

Chuck

That's a good point.

Casey

Poor bastard!

Sarah

Who ?

Casey

Moron that's still in love with you.

Sarah

I promise you, Casey he is not in love with me.

Casey

Come on. I don't know what happened between you two. Don't want to. Just saying, I've seen men have their fingernails pulled out treated more humanely than you did that kid.

Sarah

Well I was just doing my job

Casey

Job's over. Put him out of his misery. He deserves that much.

And Casey will pose as my father.

Casey

Check your math, sister. I'll play your brother.

That's a bit of a stretch, Colonel.

Chuck

Yeah, Casey. Uh, I think you have dungarees that are older than Carina.

Chuck

There's gotta be a contingency plan if enemy agents infiltrate my house. Like a button you push that calls that cavalry so they can swoop in and get everyone out. Where's the button?

Casey

Me. I'm the button.

Casey

But haven't you personally given me the order to kill that commie crackpot on three separate occasions?

And three times, you have failed to complete your orders.

Sarah

Thought you said you had a perfect record.

Chuck

Wow. This is getting entertainingly uncomfortable.

There's enough poison in this needle to kill an army platoon.

Casey

Lucky for me, I'm a marine.

Casey

Chuck, stop freaking out.

Chuck

Oh I'm not freaking out. And I'll tell you why I'm not freaking out, because that would require me overreacting and I don't think it's technically possible to overreact to my brother-in-law being kidnapped!

Chuck

Listen, I'm an integral member of this team and my voice should be heard.

Casey

Oh, your pre-pubescent girl screams are going to be duly noted.

Casey

Yogurt time, let's go.

Chuck

Most important meal of the day.

Chuck

What's in Dubai?

Casey

Weap-Con, the greatest weapons convention. I go every year. I find it very relaxing. It looks like this year I'll be able to write it off as a business trip.

Casey

Credit card charges show mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female caller in the last six months: his sister.

Chuck

I feel so sorry for this guy, he seems so alone.

Casey

Oh, whoops. That's your old file, Bartowski.