John Casey quotes from Chuck

Chuck

[mimicking Casey's voice] Well thanks for saving my life today, Chuck.

Chuck

Any time, Casey. Yeah, you know what you're my friend.

Chuck

[mimicking Casey's voice] Yeah you're my friend too.

Chuck

That's really kind of you, Casey. Have a good night.

Casey

[seriously] Thank you. [closes door]

Chuck

How much tranquilizer did you use?

Casey

It's high grade at a heavy dose. Mr. Martin should be out for 12 to 24 hours.

[Starts to wake up] Jet lag is brutal.

Chuck

Rock star metabolism.

All the better in seeing you, darling.[Casey tranqs him again] I feel like a daffodil.

Casey

Time for the road trip.

Chuck

Road trip? Wait, whoa where are you going?

Casey

Buy More parking lot camera has a match on the car the suspect drove this morning.

Chuck

What about Tyler here?

Casey

Oh, check his mouth every twenty minutes. Make sure he doesn't choke on his own tongue.

Chuck

Hang on a second. You're gonna go and you want me to stay here and be on tongue-watch duty?

Sarah

Well you don't have plans, do you?

Chuck

Would it be so crazy if I did have plans? Plans that involved something other than fixing computers or playing hot potatoes with a thermite grenade?

Casey

Yes.

Sarah

You know Casey's right. You could've gotten yourself killed. What exactly were you thinking?

Chuck

What was I thinking? I'll tell you what I was thinking. I was thinking like I wasn't a spy. Okay. I was trying to have a little bit of fun. And I knew the second I called you two, it would all be over!

Sarah

But you are a spy. And you should know better than to put yourself in a dangerous situation where I can't protect you!

Chuck

Is it really so wrong for me to want a night off? I was having a really good time until the assassins stole my pants and tried to kill me. I've earned it. I deserve it.

Chuck

I'm losing consciousness.

Sarah

CASEY!

Casey

My ears couldn't take it. Either that or I shoot him.

I hear you're the bro to talk to to get more of those tasty tranq darts.

Casey

Philistine.

Mr. Carmichael, I didn't expect you to come so quickly.

Chuck

Charles Carmichael always comes quickly.

Casey

[over watch-phone] Smooth, Bartowski.

Chuck

Casey, I'm handcuffed.

Casey

Relax, handcuffs are a cinch.

Chuck

Really?

Casey

Yeah, there's a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone. Real easy to break. What you're gonna wanna do is apply torsional pressure until it snaps.

Chuck

I'm not going to break my bone!

Casey

Well in that case, you are screwed!

Chuck

I can't betray my best friend. How come nobody gets that?

Casey

Hmm. Semper Fidelis. Means always faithful in the Marines. In civilian life, means putting your friend's well being above your own. I salute you for that, Bartowski. Well done.

Chuck

Yeah, that's-- Thanks, Casey. Yeah. Semper Fi. You know it's a pretty upside down world when this guy's the one picking up the emotional nuances around here.

Casey

What happened?

Chuck

Well I...fainted and hit my head on the ground.

Casey

Real brave Bartowski.

Chuck

Hey! I fainted on purpose. That was my move. You know I'm terrified of needles.

Casey

So your move was to faint and his was to endure torture.

Chuck

We have different methods.

Sarah

We work for the government, Dr. Busgang.

So do I. Tell them, Duncan. We work for the CIA.

Casey

No. The men you work for are terrorists.

Casey

Hey!

Terrorist? We're patriots. Howard, you're a patriot.

Casey

You're spies who've turn your back on your country!

You couldn't have it more wrong. Who do you think we are? We do what needs to be done to preserve our nations rightful place in the world. Someday you'll thank us. Well, not you, you'll be dead.

Mr. Barker, I understand you were hurt protecting Agent Walker. I am told you showed great courage.

Just doing my job, General. Actually, it was Chuck who showed great courage on this mission. He was also injured.

Casey

He got clipped by a windowsill. It's as pathetic as it sounds.

Sarah

Chuck Bartowski has risked his life for this country. But he's not a spy and he knows it!

He's a spy until I say he isn't!

Sarah

General, Chuck knows that Orion is out there and he is not going to sit in his room and do what we say. He...

Casey

What is it?

Sarah

Where's Chuck?

Casey

[Casey checks the tracking device] Watch has him in his room.

Sarah

No. This is Chuck we're talking about. He would've come up with some excuse to come in here and meet the General in person.

What?

Sarah

Check his room.

Casey

Walker's right. Chuck's a social butterfly by nature.

Chuck

General, you don't want the Intersect out of my head, do you?

No, I don't.

Sarah

General, Chuck has done everything that we've asked of him.

Agent Walker, you want to protect him, but play time is over! Chuck, I hesitate to say this...

Chuck

Please, please hesitate.

We are in the midst of a secret war with FULCRUM. And I believe the outcome of this fight will rest squarely on your shoulders.

Casey

Oy.

Chuck

No. Listen to the man, he's right! I'm not a spy!

Do you know how many agents I've lost to FULCRUM? How powerful they are? Only this operation, only you have found a hole in their armor. See, I can't lose you, Chuck. I need you! It's time for you to become a spy!

Casey

Hey. Chuck, turn off the gas you idiot. You inhale too much of that stuff it'll kill you.

Chuck

We're gonna die.

Chuck

We're gonna die.

Alex

[Grabbing the walkie talkie] Open this door right now!

Chuck

No. Look, I'm not listening to you. Okay?

Alex

This isn't working. I can't risk this going any further. I'm getting the nitro.

Sarah

Forrest! We can do this your way or we can actually save the asset!

Agent Walker, despite your heroism, you have directly disobeyed several orders...

Chuck

Wait, General, um, I'm sorry but, but isn't the most important part of being my handler making sure I stay alive?

Sarah

It's okay, Chuck.

Casey

No, it's not.

Casey

Let him finish.

Chuck

Thanks... Um, General. What I'm trying to say is that because my relationship with Sarah is so... you know, we're, we're close. We care about each other. That's-- that's what I'm trying to say. And-- and I know it's not protocol or whatever but it's those feelings that wound up saving my life.

Sarah

Where's Chuck?

Casey

In a world of pain.