John Casey quotes from Chuck

Casey

You! What do I have to do to get timely intel out of you, Bartowski?

Chuck

Look, I briefed Sarah last night, alright?

Casey

[sarcastically] Oh, I bet you did, slugger.

Chuck

I thought we're all suppose to be part of the same team here, huh, Team Chuck?

Casey

We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy that always gets picked last, and I don't like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid!

Chuck

No more Wednesday/Friday surf and turf?

Morgan

Harry Tang is drunk with power!

Anna

He could have an accident.

Anna

I'm just sayin', I know a guy, very reasonable...His rates, I mean, not him.

Morgan

Way to think outside of the box, Anna, me likey! What do you say Chuck?

Chuck

Are you two crazy? What? No! I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch routine!

Chuck

You didn't offer to kill Harry for Anna did you?

Casey

No. Why, you want me to kill him?

Chuck

No! No, just curious...

Casey

You sure it was Magnus you saw?

Chuck

Gee, I don't know, Casey, how many psycho archers do you know?

Sarah

Chuck's not wrong very often.

Casey

But he's annoying all the time.

Sarah

[about the antidote] Here!

Chuck

No, no it's for Ellie.

Sarah

No, I'm sorry, Chuck, there's no debate. It has to be you. You're the Intersect.

Chuck

I won't take it knowing that Ellie will die without it; that both of you have been poisoned too!

Casey

You're a good person, Chuck, and I respect that, but I have a job to do, so take it before I shove it down your throat!

Chuck

Okay, okay. Fine, fine I'll do it.

Sarah

Thank you.

Sarah

It's the poison. It makes you tell the truth!

Casey

You do that, I'll give chase, put a gun to your head, threaten to pull the trigger if you don't take it!

Chuck

Would you really shoot me?

Casey

No.

Chuck

Yeah, don't waste a bullet, we're already dead!

Sarah

I am so sorry about all of this.

Chuck

That's okay, it's okay. It's not ideal but I've lived a pretty good life. I mean, how many guys can say they landed a helicopter and saved the lives of innocent people?

Casey

Courageous and honorable members of the United States military.

Chuck

[to Sarah, under the influence of a truth serum] God you're so pretty! And Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.

Casey

Thank you.

Chuck

I am in the bathroom! Is there nothing sacred to you people?

Casey

Just the right to bear arms.

Beckman

I don't like the idea of this breakup at all. What the hell happened?

Casey

She got dumped.

Sarah

We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian. It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me.

Casey

Yeah, because she got dumped.

Casey

[Bryce is using Chuck at a shield] I've got a shot.

Chuck

No, you don't!

Casey

You'll be fine.

Chuck

No shooting, no shooting! I'm susceptible to bullets!

Awesome

So, Thanksgiving. We're all supposed to say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski.

Morgan

Good call.

Anna

Morgan.

Morgan

Aww, right.

Ellie

That's sweet, honey. I am thankful for my family and my friends.

Casey

I pass.

Awesome

Chuck.

Chuck

I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead. And is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.

Casey

[gets the hint and leaves the table] Excuse me, please.

Morgan

Wow, buddy, that was, um, really dark.

Awesome

And specific.

Casey

Well, should I pop some popcorn or beat the answer out of you?

Bryce

No thanks, I'll talk.

Casey

Darn.

Casey

Decided to take up bird watching?

Chuck

Just breathing in the view.

Casey

Hmm.

Chuck

I know that grunt. Yeah, that's the number 7, right? Skeptical with a side of cynicism.

Casey

Just clearing my throat. Just couldn't help but notice Agent Walker's car isn't in her usual spot.

Chuck

Oh, I didn't, uh...It's weird. I didn't notice, I didn't see that at all. Fine maybe I did. So? Have you talked to Sarah lately?

Casey

Agent Walker and I don't do a lot of fraternizing off hours. Guess we'll just have to see.

Chuck

See...See What? Why? See what?

Casey

See if she's had enough of the good life with you. See if she's hightailed it to wherever your buddy Bryce is hiding himself.

Chuck

Is that, uh, is that an option?

Casey

Oh, Don't worry. I hear there's a great selection of new handlers in this year's CIA Christmas catalog.

Chuck

Are there? Thanks a lot.

Casey

Bang up job, Walker. Now I'm gonna give you one last chance to come clean. Did you or did you not compromise yourself and the Intersect?

Sarah

Do you ever just want to have a normal life? Have a family? Children?

Casey

The choice we made to protect something bigger than ourselves is the right choice. Hard as that is for you to remember sometimes.

Casey

Chuck! Sarah!

Sarah

Casey, What are you doing here?

Casey

Someone needs to protect the Intersect.

Chuck

Very thoughtful. Thank you very much, I guess.

Casey

Plus, I didn't want to miss any gun play. Come on.