John Casey quotes from Chuck

Casey

[as reinforcements from Volkoff Industries arrive] Russians...so many Russians...

Casey

[to Chuck] Do you actually play any non-video game sports?

Casey

I want it noted that I took out six of their guys.

Casey

It made a nasty scar, right over one of my favorite scars.

Casey

You ever have sex with someone who's just tried to kill you? It's incredible.

Casey

[to Morgan] And a moron again! Sorry moron still.

Casey

Leave it to the three friends you recently stabbed in the back.

Casey

[about a deserted Honkey-tonk bar] This is were we come in our darkest hours-Iran Contra, Nicaragua, the Clinton years...

Casey

The housemaid is laying out coffee spoons with the dinner service! There's going to be hell to pay at Downton Abbey tonight!

Casey

Chuck. Chuck, find the porn virus, find it now.

Sarah

Come any closer and I shoot!

Casey

...You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.

Sarah

Chuck, those pictures that you saw were encoded with secrets, government secrets. If you saw them, then you know them.

Chuck

There were thousands of them.

Casey

Wait a minute. You're telling me all of our secrets are in his head?

Sarah

Chuck is the computer.

Casey

This is how this is gonna work. I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay here.

Chuck

So in this plan I basically do nothing?

Casey

Yup.

Chuck

[dramatically] ...Let's do this.

Chuck

[regarding the pictures of dead people] Why are these people sleeping?

Casey

They're not sleeping.

Sarah

They were killed, Chuck, and we wanna know why.

Chuck

[putting the pictures down] I have no idea.

Casey

Well, look again.

Chuck

I would rather not. It's kind of creepy.

Chuck

So listen, I've been thinking a lot about last night. And you know, you guys were talking about how this spy could be...valuable to us. So I was thinking what if we could convince her to, I don't know, like give up...some secret stuff or...

Sarah

You mean defect?

Chuck

Defect, yes! People do that kind of thing all the time, right? The Hunt for Red October...uh...White Nights. [after Casey stares blankly at him] White Nights? Gregory Hines...Baryshnikov...dancing their way to freedom?

Casey

[sarcastically] Well, as long as you've done serious research on the subject. You get her to defect, I'll help rescuing her brother personally.

Sarah

Why are you bringing this up?

Chuck

Well, she sorta, uh, just...called me.

Casey

She called you? Where?

Chuck

At the Buy More. And I think she might been in the store too, because she knew my every move. She even knew that I had mustard on my tie.