John Casey quotes from Chuck

Casey

Why's it so important to you Chuck? Why the hell do you care so much about me and Ilsa?

Chuck

I don't...I don't know man, OK, I juse-I think it'd be nice to know that you had a life before...this. I just figure that if a guy like you can find love, no offense, Casey, then maybe there's hope for me too, maybe this spy business isn't as screwed up as I think it is.

Casey

Hmmm.

Chuck

Hmmm? That's, that's okay, you know what? If you want to go through life all emotionally constipated and alone then suit yourself. I'll let you go back to protecting the greater good you freaking robot!

Casey

I met her in a flower market. In Rome. Ilsa was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.

Chuck

I knew it. IT'S ALIVE!

My agency's tried everything to take him to trial, but his organization's air tight. Totally legit from the outside. The only way we could take him down was...

Casey

By screwing it out of him? How, um...French.

Casey

Relax, I think I see a scenario where we both get out of here with acceptable losses.

Chuck

What exactly is your version of acceptable?

Casey

Breaks and punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major organ damage.

Casey

[to Lester and Jeff] We could do this the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.

Jeff

What's the hard way?

Casey

I use my foot!

Morgan

This is just getting a little personal.

Casey

Right, new tactic. You finish the story or I put your head through the wall.

Morgan

Okay, someone wasn't hugged enough as a child.

Casey

[Colt is dangling Chuck out a window] Let the geek go!

Sarah

Wait! Not out the window.

Casey

Aren't we picky?

Chuck

You...You...

Casey

Yeah, I know, I catch you when you fall. It's touching, really.

Chuck

No no, I love you!

Casey

Keep it in your pants, Bartowski.

Chuck

Who’s going to tell Ratner about his wife?

Casey

That’s why love is for suckers.

Chuck

Where’s Sarah?

Casey

Sucker.

Chuck

When you say "reconnect" you mean send her an email or invite her to be my new Facebook friend, right?

Call her at her hotel and make a date! See if you flash on anything she says or anyone you meet.

Chuck

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, a date with my ex? No, General, that-that is a terrible idea. You see she broke my heart; she destroyed me; she took all of my confidence, my mojo!

Casey

You had mojo?

Chuck

I was on my way, oh, and by the way she slept with Bryce Larkin.

Casey

Huh. Who hasn't? [looks at Sarah]

Sarah

Look, Chuck. I know Jill hurt you, but maybe seeing her will give you the closure that you've always wanted. You have done a lot for the CIA and we're going to make you look good.

Casey

Look on the bright side, now you can get your mojo back!

Jill

Who is it?

Chuck

It's the lying, yet well meaning fool who rented a Ferrari last night...

Casey

Ten bucks says she doesn't open the door for him!

Sarah

Make it twenty and you're on.

Jill

I don't want to talk to you Chuck!

Chuck

Okay, well, then I'll do all the talking. I know this may come as a shock to you but I'm here to do something totally crazy and tell you the truth. I still work at the Buy More, and, uh, I still live with my sister and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I guess I just wanted you to think that I was someone special. So, in order to accomplish that I went out and got a new suit and rented a car that I clearly have no idea how to drive because from the second I saw you again I knew that I hadn't gotten over you yet, Jill.

Jill

Really? You haven't gotten over me?

Chuck

No...

Jill

Get in here. [Casey pays up bet]

Sarah

[Chuck's stuck in the airvent] What are you doing up there?

Chuck

Help! [Falls to the floor]

Casey

Shh. It's the F.B.I, they're dumb, not deaf.

Chuck

Thanks.

Chuck

Wait. So not only did we not get the FULCRUM list, but Jill's never going to speak to me again because she caught me naked rinsing off fruit punch on another woman.

Casey

Common spy problem.

Chuck

Really?

Chuck

[stops making out with Jill because of the surveillance] Buy More, tomorrow.

Jill

What time?

Chuck

Take the latent heat of aquatic fusion...

Jill

In calories per gram?

Chuck

Of course. [seductive voice] And then subtract the atomic number of thallium, got it? [Jill nods] Ok, I'll see you then!

Casey

[growls] Nerd code!

Casey

Beckman was out of line pulling me off this mission.

Sarah

I agree with her. You're too emotionally involved.

Casey

This from the agent that can't keep her chocolate out of Bartowski's peanut butter.

Sarah

Whatever my feelings may be for Chuck I never knowingly endangered the asset. You let your anger towards Bennett cloud your judgment.

Casey

Finally you admit that you do have feelings for the nerd.

Sarah

No, all I will admit to is having feelings.

Chuck

Look. Look, I get how you're feeling man. I totally get how you're feeling. You're feeling betrayed by someone you really care about.

Casey

You're damaging my calm, Chuck.

Chuck

You've spent so much of your life pushing people away. Lashing out with hurtful words and punches. But I know why you do it. You do it because you're scared.

Casey

WHAT?

Chuck

Scared. Scared to be known. Scared that if we actually see who you are, we'd actually care about you.

Casey

Shut up, Chuck!

Sarah

Yeah, shut up, Chuck. You're making him mad.

Chuck

[shushes Sarah] Underneath that extremely terrifying exterior lies a man who deeply, deeply feels. You care. You care about us. You care about me. Admit you feel all warm and mushy about me. Go ahead, say it; you love me, John Casey.

Casey

I'm going to kill you!

Chuck

Wait. Wait! Hold on. No! Not me.

Chuck

Him!