Heart breaker.
Dream maker.
Love taker.
Don't you mess around with Chuck.
“Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (5), Sarah Walker (3), John Casey (2), Jeff Barnes (2), Lester Patel (2), Diane Beckman (1)
[while on a date with Lou] It wouldn't be an official Chuck Bartowski date if the woman didn't leave injured in some way.
Is it me or does our government never want me to have sex again?
I am in the bathroom! Is there nothing sacred to you people?
Just the right to bear arms.
[Chuck and Sarah try to defuse the bomb]
Okay. Okay, Intersect: flash! Show me how to do this.
Did you flash?
No, nothing. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby, don't fail me now, c'mon.
Okay Chuck, that's enough. Run; I'm gonna try and stay and defuse it.
No, I'm not leaving you here.
Go, that is an order.
[Indignant] No.
[Sarah draws her pistol and aims it at Chuck]
I said go!
Oh, I see, so you're gonna shoot me to prevent me from being blown up; that's a great plan.
Why are you so stubborn?
Actually, I consider this a rare moment of courage. I don't know where it's coming from; I guess you just bring out the worst in me.
And you in me.
It was nice knowing ya.
[Sarah looks up at him desperately when the timer ticks below five seconds and impulsively kisses him. They both stop as they realize that the bomb had failed to detonate]
[out of breath] Well, the good news is we're alive and the bad news is that this is kind of an uncomfortable moment right now.
This is completely comfortable on my end...just saying.
Look Chuck, I been thinking about our breakup and I’m not sure it’s the best idea.
Miss me already, huh?
Well, you know, for the cover. It makes things easier.
Well I guess your job just got a little bit harder.
Look, I’m sorry you thought there was something between us. It’s very common in these situations to perceive a connection that isn’t there.
Of course I get it. It’s the old story, you know, guy gets supercomputer in his brain, beautiful CIA agent is sent to protect him and then she tells him while under the spell of a truth serum she’s not interested. I get it. But for me the emotional roller coaster is a little much so I think I would rather find something a little less common, like say I don’t know, a real relationship.
Okay, Chuck if that's what you want then I’m going to have to sell it. [Sarah starts crying]
You okay? [Sarah leaves and is spotted by Jeff and Lester]
Heart breaker.
Dream maker.
Love taker.
Don't you mess around with Chuck.
I don't like the idea of this breakup at all. What the hell happened?
She got dumped.
We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian. It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me.
Yeah, because she got dumped.
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