Chuck, we have an emergency. We need to talk.
Shh, not here, not here; there are spies at the Buy More.
[hangs up the phone] Spies, really?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tang's minions, they're everywhere! He's like the dark Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Only instead of the ring of power he's taken over control of the assistant manager-ship.
Yeah, from me, right thanks for the reminder.
You got it, man. Listen we need your help, Chuck.
Me, what am I suppose to do? I'm just...
One small hobbit? So thought Frodo Baggins, my friend; so thought Frodo Baggins!
I'm sorry, but was Harry wearing the new assistant manager polo shirt?
It says here the crossbow is his weapon of choice.
Oh, what, slingshot's too ineffective?
No more Wednesday/Friday surf and turf?
Harry Tang is drunk with power!
He could have an accident.
[everyone looks at her]
I'm just sayin', I know a guy, very reasonable...His rates, I mean, not him.
Way to think outside of the box, Anna, me likey! What do you say Chuck?
Are you two crazy? What? No! I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch routine!
. . .
You didn't offer to kill Harry for Anna did you?
No. Why, you want me to kill him?
You sure it was Magnus you saw?
Gee, I don't know, Casey, how many psycho archers do you know?
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