Chuck's not wrong very often.
But he's annoying all the time.
“Chuck Versus the Truth” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (4), Sarah Walker (4), John Casey (4), Captain Awesome Woodcomb (1), Ellie Woodcomb (1)
[Ellie barges into Chuck's bedroom, influenced by truth serum]
I have known him since the day he was born (obviously)!
[she sits on the bed between Chuck and Sarah]
When people asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he would always say the same thing..."big boy." How cute is that?
Ellie, you're killin' me here.
And now he is a big boy. And I can tell that he is, because he is with a big...[looks at Sarah's chest] BIG girl.
Sorry, guys. Don't mean to muck up your mojo. [to Chuck] I tried to stop her.
Is she drunk?
[Awesome shrugs, bewildered]
Chuck, you need a haircut. It's starting to make funny animal shapes.
Let's go, babe; these two need their privacy. Huh?
When you were seven, I told you that the burglar stole the money from your piggy bank? That was a lie, it was me. At the time I felt it was very important to have a New Kids fanny pack.
Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything out of the ordinary?
...Words taste like peaches.
[about the antidote] Here!
No, no it's for Ellie.
No, I'm sorry, Chuck, there's no debate. It has to be you. You're the Intersect.
I won't take it knowing that Ellie will die without it; that both of you have been poisoned too!
You're a good person, Chuck, and I respect that, but I have a job to do, so take it before I shove it down your throat!
Okay, okay. Fine, fine I'll do it.
Thank you.
Chuck I'll pretend to agree to take it and then I'll run like hell to my sister's room, and make her take it. Why did I just say that out loud?
It's the poison. It makes you tell the truth!
You do that, I'll give chase, put a gun to your head, threaten to pull the trigger if you don't take it!
Would you really shoot me?
No.
Yeah, don't waste a bullet, we're already dead!
I am so sorry about all of this.
That's okay, it's okay. It's not ideal but I've lived a pretty good life. I mean, how many guys can say they landed a helicopter and saved the lives of innocent people?
Courageous and honorable members of the United States military.
[to Sarah, under the influence of a truth serum] God you're so pretty! And Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
Thank you.
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