[after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Did you spike the punch?
Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust? [pause] Yes, I did.
“Chuck Versus the Intersect” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (5), Sarah Walker (4), John Casey (2), Morgan Grimes (2), Jeff Barnes (1)
Stop the presses! Who is that!? Vicky Vale!
Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Vale, Vickity Vickity, Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Va...
[sees Sarah]
I hope I'm not interrupting.
Uh no, not at all. That's from-it's from Batman.
Because that makes it better?
Ahh, Hi. Hey, I'm Morgan. And this is, uh, this is Chuck.
Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or, uh, Morgan, for that matter.
My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
But they raised me as one of their own.
What if you're the unwitting target of a ninja vendetta and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nunchuks?
...That's super, Jeff. Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one. And here I thought I couldn't get any more freaked out.
That's funny.
Well, I'm a funny guy.
Clearly! Which is good, because I am not funny.
Is that your big secret, by the way? 'Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you...
Oh, plenty...believe me.
I was thinking "either she's a cannibal, or she's really not that funny," and I was pulling for cannibal 'cause I'd never met one before...
Uh, not a cannibal, but I did just come out of a long relationship, so I may come with baggage.
Well, I could be your very own baggage handler.
Come any closer and I shoot!
...You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.
Chuck, those pictures that you saw were encoded with secrets, government secrets. If you saw them, then you know them.
There were thousands of them.
Wait a minute. You're telling me all of our secrets are in his head?
Chuck is the computer.
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