“Chuck Versus the Tango” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (4), Sarah Walker (2), Anna Wu (2), John Casey (1), Morgan Grimes (1), Jeff Barnes (1), Lester Patel (1)
I've got some bad news. Big Mike wants us to fix all of this junk in two days or he's going to give the assistant store manager position to Tang. I'm sorry guys. And Anna.
"Guys" is fine; I don't mind.
No, it's not right. We need to come up with something non-gender specific. How do we feel about "team"?
Fellow Nerd Herders?
The Lesters?
Chuck's Stable of Hoes?
[regarding the pictures of dead people] Why are these people sleeping?
They're not sleeping.
They were killed, Chuck, and we wanna know why.
[putting the pictures down] I have no idea.
Well, look again.
I would rather not. It's kind of creepy.
My life took a little detour senior year when our old friend Bryce Larkin discovered stolen tests under my bed and was kind enough to alert administration.
Did you steal the tests?
I thought it was kind of implied that I'm a decent person!
Well, we all make mistakes.
And I've made plenty; that just wasn't one of them. But, hey, then Bryce sent me a whole database of government secrets that are now locked in my brain, keeping me in a constant state of fear, danger, and anxiety, sooo...I'd say we're even.
Because tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before...To have intercourse with a beautiful woman.
Speak for yourself.
[Everyone stares at Anna]
I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.
Right. Apparently I learned the girls' part of this dance. Would you mind leading?
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