Puppet Chowder quotes from Chowder

Shnitzel, Shnitzel, pull my finger!

Radda.

Please.

Radda.

I'll be your best friend.

Radda!

PULL…MY…FINGER!

Radda, radda, radda!

[begging] Come on!

[annoyingly grabs Puppet Chowder's finger and his whole arm comes off] Radda.

Maybe you better get some tape.

Oh, why was I cursed like this, Mung? With such short legs? If only I had something to ride on. Something with two wheels. And with handlebars. And is red. And it's in the garage. Your Dice Cycle, I wanna ride your Dice Cycle.

Yes, I know what you're referring to and the answer is "No"! You'll wreck it.

No, I won't! I swear on the soul of my poor dead cooking master!

I'm not dead.

You could be if you tried.

[growling furiously] CEVICHE!!!

You're not mad, are you?

Ceviche will PAY! I'm calling Pâté right now!

[worried] Oh, no.

Mung, I don't understand this accusation. I wanted to continue our chat, but you just hung up.

[weeping] I didn't do anything.

Mung, I...

[covers Chowder's mouth] Pâté, Ceviche owes Chowder damages for wrecking his dice-cycle.

Chowder, I'm not going to make this ridiculous chain recipe.

[gasps loudly in shock] But-but-but-but-but-but what about the bad luck?!

[ripping up the letter] There is no such thing as luck, good or bad. There, you see. [notices a paper cut on his finger] Oh, frapplesauce! I got a paper cut!

[gasps in horror] It's begun!

Huh? What's begun?

The bad luck, since Mung won't make a chain recipe.

Oh! Yep, he's cursed.

Cursed? Come on.

[darkly] CURSED!

It's just a paper cut!

If Mung won't make the chain recipe, then Mung WILL make the chain recipe!

I declare I do not understand I declare.

That's because you're not supposed to understand until after the wipe.

Oh.

[to Truffles] Is he asleep?

Better. He went into the bathroom.

That means we have a good three hours to pull this off. Ready?

[high-five each other] Break!

[dressed up and impersonating Mung Daal] Oh, look at me. I'm Chef Mung Daal. Notice my fancy mustache, pointy ears, and girlish legs.

[pointing the spotlight on him] And the liver spots! Don't forget the liver spots!

Tonight, I am going to kick this chain recipe of Smeanut Blutter Flookies with my young apprentice, Chowder.

[dressed up in Chowder's clothes and hat; annoyed] Radda.

No, Shnitzel. I say things like, "Awesome!" And "Please!" And "Talk to the hand, girlfriend!" And... [spits while spinning his head] And "Well, shoot." Now you try.

[dumbfounded] Radda.

Wow, you're good!

[dragging ingredients for the chain recipe while dressed up as Shnitzel] Why do I got to be Shnitzel? All I say is, "Radda radda this" and "Radda radda that."

"'Radda radda this' and 'Radda radda that.'" Radda radda radda! Radda radda radda radda radda!

Oh, yes, trust me, you do!

[sniffles shamefully] Ra.

Now, let's make that chain recipe once and for all!

Chowder, this is the third time I've told you not to take our glasses, so I'm going to have to...PUNISH YOU.

You don't kid around with your punishments.

Hi, are you a mirror?

[rubbing his nose] No. I'm a foreign exchange apprentice. My name is Porridge, and I'm living with Kimchi's family for the summer. Huh. Who are you supposed to be?

I'm supposed to be Chowder, Kimchi's best friend.

Ha! No, who are you really?

Ch-Chowder, Kimchi's best friend.

Well, I guess if you say so. Dinner has already begun.

Yes, Kimchi's mom. Yes, I do think Kimchi's...new bride is...beautiful. Just can it, Kimchi. She's got a bag over her head. I bet she's all warty, or has an extra eye.

Actually, Chowder, the rich and ancient culture of Kimchi's people FORBIDS the groom from seeing his bride's face before the wedding.

Wow! So is she burned with acid?

Yes, that is also tradition.

How do you know all this junk about Kimchi's culture? Kimchi never talks about any of this stuff.

That's because Kimchi's ashamed of his culture. Why else would he leave his home and his two loving parents, and always go live with an outsider with weird hat, like YOU?

Is this true, Kimchi? Is my hat weird?

If you were really Kimchi's friend, you would know better than to be friends with him.

But Kimchi always said in his culture, if someone saves your life, you have to be their friend until you can return the favor and save theirs!

[gasps] Are you saying you saved Kimchi's life?

No, for reals.

Panini

[pulls Chowder away from Marmalade] Oh, there you are Chowder. What's going on here? For a second there, it looked like you found a new [breaths fire from her mouth in a malicious tone] GIRLFRIEND.

Oh, you mean Marmalade. Well, she is a girl.

Guilty.

And she is my friend.

Try me and convict me.

Panini

[laughs; then firmly] Chowder, you get back over here, right this second.

But I don't wanna.

Panini

Now. Get over here, now.

But can I have more than one friend who's a girl?

Panini

No, don't test me, Chowder.

What flavor lipstick are you wearing?

Panini

Smackdown. Now get over here.

Um, I think I'd prefer to stay with starwbarbelberry.

Panini

Chowder, [through gritted teeth] do not make me...

Panini, Panini, what comes after number 29?

Gyoza

Shnitzelson, I finally found you. Didn't think your mysterious past could catch up to you now, did you?

Mysterious past? Shnitzel...Ohh!

Gyoza

I've finally lured you back here, so that I can have vengeance for what you did to my father.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Shnitzel, what's going on? I didn't know you had a mysterious past. That's so cool!

Sorry. I fell asleep. Can you repeat that?

Gyoza

Now, he must pay for his failure. He must FACE THE MUSIC.

Hey, fish lady, I don't see what the big deal is. Why don't we just go over there and get Shabu Shabu back?

Gyoza

Impossible! It's too dangerous. Only a skilled meat fighter can face the awesome power of Peking Duck.

Well, what about Shnitzel? He was pretty awesome in the flashback.

[lifts up his head] Radda?

Gyoza

You have a point, chunky purple one. Very well. If you two rescue my father, Shnitzel's honor among the Sukiyaki Yuza will be restored.

All right!

Radda?

[to Shnitzel] You! [push Chowder to him] Please, take him home! His singing is horrible!

I love karaoke!

Gyoza

You did it. But, where's my father?

[coughs up Shabu Shabu and burps] Sorry, I just wanted the cookie. [burps again; narrating] And so, Shnitzel, the greatest meat fighter that ever lived, restored his honor, and brought peace back to all of Tofu-Town. The end.

You ate the delivery again, didn't you?

Oh, sorry.

Oh, radda! [facepalms in annoyance]

[reading note] "Do not eat. This means you, Chowder. Love Mung." Gotta stay strong, gotta stay strong, gotta stay strong.

So that's it? You're not eating me?

No, no I want to but, Mung said-

Look kid, if people listen to notes nothing would get done in this world. Notes are really more like guidelines. It said, "Do not eat." Didn't say "Do not eat pizza."

You ate it, didn't you?

[from inside Puppet Chowder's stomach] No.