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Chowder · Season 1, Episode 15

Chowder and Porridge in “Unfinished Business”

[Chowder, Porridge, Kimchi and his family eat dinner around the table]

Yes, Kimchi's mom. Yes, I do think Kimchi's...new bride is...beautiful. Just can it, Kimchi. She's got a bag over her head. I bet she's all warty, or has an extra eye.

PPorridge

Actually, Chowder, the rich and ancient culture of Kimchi's people FORBIDS the groom from seeing his bride's face before the wedding.

Wow! So is she burned with acid?

PPorridge

Yes, that is also tradition.

How do you know all this junk about Kimchi's culture? Kimchi never talks about any of this stuff.

PPorridge

That's because Kimchi's ashamed of his culture. Why else would he leave his home and his two loving parents, and always go live with an outsider with weird hat, like YOU?

Is this true, Kimchi? Is my hat weird?

PPorridge

If you were really Kimchi's friend, you would know better than to be friends with him.

But Kimchi always said in his culture, if someone saves your life, you have to be their friend until you can return the favor and save theirs!

PPorridge

[gasps] Are you saying you saved Kimchi's life?

No, for reals.

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