Puppet Mung Daal quotes from Chowder

Oh, Shnitzel! What did you eat, man?!

[after Chowder sniffs the glumberger cheese] Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between good cheese and bad feet.

Chowder, nobody ever exploded having to go "number 1."

Maybe it's not that bad. They're tight, and we look like idiots, but at least they've stopped shrinking.

[seeing Chowder covered with gum] Good gravy, what's gotten into you and ONTO you?

I swallowed a whole bunch of grubble gum!

[alarmed] Oh, sweet peas. Please tell me you shared with Truffles!

[remorseful] No.

[freaking out] Why?! Why didn't you share?!

I ate it all by accident!

[trying to calm down] Chowder, I may be an old man but I don't want to die today! We gotta get rid of this gum before Truffles sees it!

Radda radda radda radda?

No, we can't chuck him in the furnace.

[shocked as Chowder got shrunk] Sweet grapes of wrath! Chowder!

Hey, Mung Daal, I can see up your nose! You got boogers! [inside the Cinnamini Tree is a Cinnamini Monster who lives in it; screams in terror as the Cinnamini Monster grabs him and takes him inside the tree]

Chowder?! A Cinnamini Monster?

[getting pepper sprayed; screams painfully] PEPPER SPRAY!!

Pepper spray? That sounds delicious! [also gets pepper sprayed; painfully] AAH! I was wrong! I was horribly wrong!

Serves you both right. [also gets pepper sprayed; painfully] AAH! AAH! Ow! What did you do that, lady?!

[shocked in horror by his kitchen being destroyed after he and Chowder return] My kitchen! My beautiful kitchen, what happened?!

[as Officers Po-Boy and Cheesesteak grab both her arms] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!! [gets thrown into the police van]

Chowder, what does your gut say about this?

My gut says that Shnitzel has a lot of cleaning up to do.

He sure does. Wanna go eat some cake?

Yes, please!

I just had a dream that you were a great big, delicious sandwich, but you didn't have any cheese on you. Why didn't you have any cheese, Mung?

That's a question for another time, my boy.

Shnitzel was in my dream, too, except he was a big cup of cloffee with cream and sugar.

Well, that makes sense.

And then I realized, I become a big carrot!

What happened next?

[as a big carrot] I don't know, you tell me.

[wakes up, startled] Oh, what? What? Huh?

You were sleeping, Mung. Sheesh.

You don't know what you're missin'...

If you aren't in the kitchen.

Chowder, is the cobbler okay?

Yes, but I'm leaving it with Kimchi.

What?!

I think they're in love!

Chowder, I understand being in love with a cobbler more than anyone, but we’ve got a customer who expects the dish to be love-free!

But the dish makes him happy!

Well, Kimchi, being a ladies' man myself, I have to say; it is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

What does that mean?

It means love stinks.

Come on, everyone! Let's get out of here!

Miss Endive

[angrily] MUNG DAAL! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, CHEF!

Panini

Bye, Chowder,

[angrily] I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Gazpacho

[still got hit by a fruit] Still dying! [gasps] Mother's gonna kill me for this! Mother's gonna kill me!

[to Miss Endive] Listen up, woman, that Mood Fruit is MINE!

Miss Endive

As usual, nothing but crazy talk from your lips.

I'll tell you what's crazy… this rump of yours, that's what's crazy! Now will you kindly move it out of my way?

Miss Endive

I'd be happy to oblige, Mr. Daal. [shoves Mung aside with her rump] Whoops!

[spins around and falls in a hole; calling out to Chowder] Chowder, kick it enough high gear!

High gear, comin' up!

Miss Endive

You know, [puts the Mood Fruit on around her neck] I love the way these exotic mood fruits change color according to one's mood. [the Mood Fruit colors change to brown, representing her happiness]

[whispering] They're due to brown.

Shh.

Panini

I think they look lovely on you, Miss Endive.

Miss Endive

Yes. Yes, they do. And do you know what would look lovely on these two? Grease!

Grease?

Miss Endive

Grease!

I don't know how that woman thinks we're gonna get all this cold grease cleaned up when she keeps… [Endive pours more grease on them] POURING MORE ON OUR HEADS!

This ain't gonna be fun.

Miss Endive

[Mood Fruit colors change to red, representing her anger; turns to Mung, viciously] You! You can try your little tricks, you can play your little childish games, but rest assured, I will break you! [Mood Fruit colors change again to black, representing her fury; later, she drags Mung and Chowder to a cell door below her kitchen]

Woman, I will NEVER say you're better than me!

Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never!

Miss Endive

Panini, unlock the cell.

Panini

Yes, ma'am. [unlocks the cell door]