Puppet Chowder quotes from Chowder

[looking through the scouts guide book] OH, MY GOSH! This is horrible! According to the guide, Gazpacho has a deadly case of...Rabie-C's!

Gorgonzola

Rabie-C's?

It's all here in the Scout Handbook. See? Signs of Rabie-C's - "sweating, worked up."

Gorgonzola

Yeah, but it also says you foam at the ears.

That's stage two. He's not that far yet.

[in Shnitzel's body; groaning] What happened?

[in Chowder's body] I'll tell you what happened - you blew us into each other's bodies!

You mean, I'm in Shnitzel's body? Weird. Freaky weird.

That's right. And I'm in YOUR body, Chowder.

[in Mung Daal's body] And me in Mung's! [cries] Which can only mean Shnitzel is-

[in Truffles' body] Radda?! [looks down and sees he has Truffles' breasts; bursts into tears, bawling] Radda radda radda!

Good! Let him deal with all those for stinking hormones. I'm sick of it!

Now everybody, just relax. Man, Chowder's arms are short. The only way to get back to normal, is to find the "Get back to Normal" recipe book.

How convenient.

There it is. Now, if I can just… reach… [tries to reach the book from the shelf but cannot] I can't reach.

How 'bout Shnitzel's body gives you a boost? [lifts and launches Mung through the roof, over the sky, as he lands back crashing the shelf] I'm strong! SO STRONG!!

Well, what do you wanna do with Shnitzel's body first, Chowdy?

I wanna lift a heavy object!

There's a great big heavy one!

Miss Endive

I beg your pardon?

[sighs] Switching bodies is so fun.

Yeah. This new body is great.

Truffles! What have you done to my face?!

Oh, it's a long story. Here, finish this order. [whines] I can't do anything right in your body.

Well, I can't cook. I can't reach anything in these arms.

The kitchen is falling apart! What do we do?!

That settles it-- we change back into OUR bodies A.S.A.P. [Chowder bursts into tears, sobbing in a mental breakdown] Chowder! Chowder, what's the matter?

[sobbing] I don't wanna leave Shnitzel's body! Mung, I LOVE IT! Especially the part where I'm strong and tall! And strong!

Are you finished?

Yeah, I'm good. When do we change back to our bodies?

I forgot how soft and pudgy my body is, compared to hard and cold Shnitzel's body was.

Radda. [lets go of the mop and walks off]

Miss Endive

[in Mung Daal's body] Well, I think you're all a bunch of billowy ninny swallows. [horrified] Oh, good gravy! I'm in Mung Daal's body! And if I'm in his body, he must be in…

Hey, this is kind of fun.

Come back here, you! Come back here with my Mesquite! Not cool, man! Not cool!

Huh. He was my ride.

Krav Maga KICK! [kicks down the door] Ay-yi-yi!

Uh...

Get your hands off my Mesquite!

Radda! Radda radda radda! Radda radda!

NO! You cannot be in love with her, because I am in love with her!

You guys should, like, totally fight to the death for her. I mean, that’s what I would do. It would solve everything, you know. But it's up to you guys. Really, I'm just saying. It’s a pretty good idea.

Yes, the GORDITO is right. We must fight to the death like honorable men, no? AAAAH-YI!!! Oh, and one more thing… [sways his hand in Shnitzel's face] KA-KAW! [Shnitzel bites his hand; screaming in pain] So, you think this is some kind of a game, huh?! Well, trust me, this is NO game!

No! Stop! Hold it! I reject this future! It’s evil, evil!

But Chowder. We look so happy together.

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Just look at all our babies.

I REFUSE TO LOOK!

Man, we were cute kids.

Yeah.

But, seriously, no more babies. Okay?

[gets transported by the moving babies] Help, help, the babies got me…

Okay, I'll stop.

[gets to stop them to transport him] Babies, no! Put Scraps down!

Schnitzel, I had the craziest dream, it was 20 years to the future, what do you think it means?

Rada-rada.

Wow Schnitzel, I just had a dream, that had a dream you we're explaining my dream and the dream. What is suppose it means?

Rada-rada, rada-rada.

[last lines] Schnitzel, I just had a dream, that had a dream, that had a dream thaat you we're explaining my dream and the dream that you we're dreaming. What is suppose it means?