Puppet Chowder quotes from Chowder

[angrily] You heard me! Never that phrase again. [points to cow]

CChowder

Wait, how'd a cow get in here?

Chowder!

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[while being dragged by Officers Monte Cristo and Sloppy Joe] I know my rights! I wanna call my lawyer!

[sobbing while being wheeled by Officer Po-boy and Beaver Cop] Radda radda radda radda!

CChowder

[while being carried by Officer Cheesesteak] THIS IS TRAUMATIZING ME! Now I'm gonna grow up to be strange and socially awkward!

[Truffles barks crazily like a mad dog while being hauled away by Officers Grinder, Loose Meat, and Snow Leopard]

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SJOfficer Sloppy Joe

[interrogating Shnitzel] All right, tough guy. You better come clean right now, 'cause your little friend over there just spilled the beans.

[Chowder is standing next to a spilled bean jar as Officer Po-boy scoops it all up with a shovel]

CChowder

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

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CChowder

So, does this happen a lot?

COfficer Cheesesteak

Only to the sarge.

CChowder

Why do women hate him?

COfficer Cheesesteak

I don't know. They just do. They just do.

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[The delivery man taps on Mung's shoulder]

[with his new plastic surgery face] Can I help you?

DMDelivery Man

I'm here to deliver your order of momatoes.

Oh, you can put them over there between the 75 massage chairs and the 33 tiger statues.

DMDeliver Man

Okay, that'll be 47 dallops.

Coming right up, my good man. [hums as he checks the money in the money box, but finds it empty; stops humming, freaking out] WE'RE OUT OF MONEY!!!

CRChowder and Robot

WHAT?!

SSchnitzel

RADDA?!

[grabs the delivery man; shaking in fear] DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, MAN?!

DMDelivery Man

You're not getting your delivery of momatoes?!

NO! WORSE THAN THAT!

DMDelivery Man

Your wife is gonna kill you when she finds out you spent all of the money?!

EVEN WORSE THAN THAT!!!

DMDelivery Man

EVEN WORSE?! [stops himself] I give up. What?

No money means...

[The scene changes to the voice actors of the main characters]

DSDwight Schultz (Mung Daal)

...no animation!

TSTara Strong (Truffles)

What are we gonna do?

JDJohn DiMaggio (Shnitzel)

Radda radda.

DSDwight Schultz (Mung Daal)

No, we are not going home! We've got to save the show.

NJNicky Jones (Chowder)

But where are we gonna get the money to pay for it?

[The voice actors of the main characters begin to think as the clock tick during the tune from Jepordy. The next scene shows that the voice actors hold up signs that says "Car wash". So, they started by washing cars before drying them. And sure enough, they got payed for money]

DSDwight Schultz (Mung Daal)

I think we've made enough to get...

[The scene changes back to animation style]

...the animation back. [relieved] Phew. Okay, now we got to replace all the money we took from the money box.

Oh honey I'm feeling better.

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[as soup lands in his face burning and screams in pain] My beautiful, expensive face! [his makeover is washed away]

[gasps in shock] Mung?! [growls angrily at him] This isn't a dream!

[nervously] Uh, yes it is.

No! You're NEVER in my dreams. What have you done?!

CChowder

We spent all the money, that's what.

[gasps] Empty? You're gonna pay me back every last sment!

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CChowder

Mung, money doesn't bring happiness. [starts to cry] No happiness at all.

[also crying while agreeing] Radda.

[Chowder, Shnitzel, and Mung all start crying]

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[After Mung sees Shnitzel wearing a hula skirt]

Chowder, I think we've lost Shnitzel to the dark side. Guess it's just you and me, pal.

CChowder

But, Mung, the dark side looks a lot brighter.

You know, fishing is a great way for men to bond. We've got nothing but time out here. Did I ever tell you the story of my famous 1,000-day fishing trip?

CChowder

How many days?

1,000.

CChowder

Oh, my gosh!

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Chowder! If I met my past self, it could unravel the space-time continuum.

CChowder

But what does the space-time condiminium have to do with...wait? What're we talking about?

Chowder, listen very carefully. If we alter anything here in the past, it will erase our reality in the present.

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Remember what I've told you, Chowder.

CChowder

Never eat barbed wire.

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Now, Chowder! Do it, now!

CChowder

[rips off his clothes and runs around naked] Label! Label, label, label! I need a label! Something that tells me what I am! Am I a rabbit? A cat? A baby hippopotamus? This is so uncomfortable! Somebody please label me before it's too late!

[Mung quickly switches the bad Won Ton Bomb dish with the good Won Ton Bomb dish]

[whispers] I've got it, Chowder!

CChowder

[calmly] That is all.

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CChowder

I did not! [gets interrupted by kissing noises, a lip monster is seen making kissing noises]

LMLip Monster

Kiss, kiss. Hiya, toots! [farts twice]

Panini

[screams in shock and runs away] GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!!!!!!

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CChowder

Do regular doctors have Lollistops?

No, just sharks and those under he wouldn't touch impressively. Ugh!

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CChowder

WHOA, THAT WAS Close!

You said it. Now let's skedaddle before those hounds-

[gasps] R-Radda!!

Shnitzel, what are you talking about?

Rad-da!

What? What do want me to look at? [gasps] Ew! It's Endive! Oh, my lord! Oh, what is she-

CChowder

Mung. What, what, who, who, why?! It's like some horrible accident! I can't look away!

Oh, if only I had a camera!

Radda, radda.

Thanks, Shnitzel. Good thing you carry this high-powered camera everywhere you go.

[Camera shutter clicking]

[gasps] No! [growling]

Hey, guys, I wonder what Endive will say when she finds out we captured her dirty secret on film?

[Miss Endive hovers over Mung in anger]

BBoth

[in fear] Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina, humina.

What, take more pictures? Shnitzel, this zoom lens is great!

[growling] MUNG! [breathing heavily; Mung chuckles nervously] Give me that camera!

We'll give you this camera if you let us in your pool.

Never! Give me that camera!

Woman, you will let us take a dip in your pool, or we'll show these pictures to everybody.

You wouldn't dare.

Try me.

No, forget it! I-I-I'm calling your bluff!

[sighs] I didn't want to have to do it this way, Endive. I really didn't. [beat] Everyone, to the farmers' market!

What?! [gasps] No! No! No! No! No! No! [gasps] My reputation will be ruined! Aah! Get back here! No! No! No! No! No! No! What?

Blah, blah, Endive, blah, blah, blah! Check it out!

Gazpacho

Mm-hmm. And what are we looking at? Mama, no! [gags; vomits] I'm all right. I'm not all right! [vomits violently] That's Miss Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!

[Miss Endive breathes heavily]

Well, hello, Endive.

How could you show that?! Give it to me!

Unh-unh-unh-unh, I told you - I'll let you have it when you allow us into your pool.

I will never allow grubby cretins like you to frolic in my pool! Never!

Well, you leave me no choice. [later seen; showing pictures to the citizens] Endive pictures! Embarrassing Endive pictures! Get your Endive pictures right here! See what everyone is talking about!

Okay, fine! I will allow you to use my pool just this once. But I ever want those pictures seen by anyone ever again!

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CChowder

[bumps into something in the darkness] I need some light. [walks off and comes back, carrying Gorgonzola] That's better.

Gorgonzola

Put me down, Chowder! [frees himself from Chowder's hands; walking away] Leave me out of your silly cartoon! You gotta be crazy to be out here. Everyone knows all the weirdos come out during the blackouts.

CChowder

Weirdos?

Gorgonzola

[screams in surprise; frightened] Yeah. The darkness draws them out. They roam the streets looking for people who have boring conversations with.

CChowder

Ah, that's not true. You're just trying to scare me.