Woman, I need all the cash we got right now! Don't ask questions!
Yes, it's Chowder-related.
[hands Mung some money] Fine.
Gorgonzola[approaches Chowder's food stand while walking by; first lines] What is this? A childish child-sized food stand?
Oh, hey, Gorgonzola. I'm selling Burple Nurples that I made myself, like a real chef.
Gorgonzola
What? You think you're better than me?
Listen, I have a lot of customers waiting. [zoom out, showing the streets completely deserted]
Gorgonzola
Let them wait.
[in a Scottish accent; stopping Gorgonzola from being poisoned] Don't eat that nurple!
Gorgonzola
Why, old man?
Because...Because, it is calling out to me. I need that exact nurple.
Gorgonzola
Uhhh...
Here, here, I'll give you 10 dollops.
Gorgonzola
100 dollops!
What is it with you kids? I'll give 20.
Gorgonzola
200 dollops!
Gorgonzola
300 dollops.
Gorgonzola
350!
Gorgonzola
360!
[to Chowder in his normal voice] Stay out of this! [back to his Scottish accent] 85!
Gorgonzola
400 dollops.
4 hun?! Okay, fine! 400 dollops! Now, give me that nurple! [leaves]
Gorgonzola
I think I might need another nurple. Here's 5 dollops.
Gorgonzola
600 dollops!
Oh, I am so tempted to let you eat that nurple!
[Gorgonzola is sitting on a sack of money with Mung holding all the burple nurples]
[lands on Gorgonzola] My tushy feels warm.
Gorgonzola
[lifts Chowder off himself] Get...off...me, Chowder!
Guess what, Gorgonzola. Mung says I'll get ultimate thrice cream if I win!
Gorgonzola
You will not be winning anything.
Gorgonzola
Because I'M going to make sure YOU lose.
Gorgonzola
Because.
Gorgonzola
Just because!
Gorgonzola
BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Well, which is it? Are you gonna make sure I'm gonna lose just because you said so, or did you say so just because you’re gonna make sure I'm gonna lose?
Gorgonzola
[enraged and irritated] STOP TALKING!
So, do you want me to stop talking and lose, or lose and stop talking?
[Chowder and Gorgonzola wash up on shore after Chowder saved him from drowning]
Gorgonzola
[coughing] Chowder, you...you...you saved my life.
Come back to me, Gorgonzola. Come back to me. You've got so much to live for.
Gorgonzola
I just said, "you saved my life."
I feel like we were just starting to become friends. And now...now you are gone forever!
Gorgonzola
[springs off from Chowder's arms; annoyed] I'M NOT DEAD!
Gorgonzola! You're alive! Oh, thank goodness! I was starting to fall into this really dark depression. I mean, we've lost every event, Mung's disappointed in me, and then, I nearly drowned my new best friend!
Gorgonzola
Well, while I DO have to draw the line at the word "friend," you DID, technically, just save my life.
Gorgonzola
Yeah, so I guess you're not a total waste.
I guess you're not a solid waste, either.
Gorgonzola
[to himself; annoyed] I'm gonna kill him.
It breaks my heart to see you in so much pain. Would it help to talk about it?
Gorgonzola
I don't need your help!
Stilton's hard on you, huh?
Gorgonzola
Stop it!
That's just the pain talking.
Gorgonzola
I'm fine!
Does he blow his burps at you?
Gorgonzola
[bursts into tears; crying emotionally] I try so hard!
I know you do. But the truth is, you can't help being the dirty ragamuffin you are, any more than I can help being the loveable dumpling I am. But quite frankly, if that's not good enough for Mung, and Stilton, then, well, sir, that's just not right! [slurps some of Gorgonzola's tears]
Gorgonzola
That's it! We need to go back and reclaim our dignity.
Is that a new flavor of thrice cream?
Gorgonzola
[to himself; annoyed] So gonna kill him… really.
Gorgonzola
Hey, Chowder, want to run for president?
No thanks. I'm really more of a walker.
Gorgonzola
[swipes the lollipop out of Chowder's hand and uses it to hypnotize him] Look into the lollipop, Chowder. Look into the lollipop.
[being hypnotized] Yes, Master Lollipop.
Gorgonzola
You will run for president, and Gorgonzola will be your vice president.
I will run- [snaps out of the hypnotizing] wait, wait, wait a minute! Girl, you crazy.
Gorgonzola
As president, you can ban Panini from being your girlfriend.
Gorgonzola
[draws a mustache and beard on Panini's poster; to Chowder] Pretty clever, eh, pudge?
Mmm, is she supposed to be French?
Gorgonzola
[scoffs] No. She's supposed to be ugly. It's defamation of character.
Oh. Because French people are ugly?
Gorgonzola
No.
Ohh! If she's French, you should draw a beret! It'll help.
Gorgonzola
Quiet, you.
Gorgonzola
[puts the lollipop in front of Chowder's face to hypnotize him] You will obey, obey, obey.
I’m gettin' tired of Master Lollipop.
Gorgonzola
[now holding a cinnamon roll bun] Master Cinnamon Swirl says you will kiss babies to win.
Yes, Master Cinnamon Swirl!
Oh, I gotta try that on mother.
[puts on a knight's helmet] PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME, PANINI!
I...I... [breaks down, crying] I JUST WANTED TO BE CLOSE TO YOU, CHOWDER! I just wanted to pass laws that would legally make you my property! And instead, you listened to Gorgonzola and ruin EVERYTHING! [sobbing] WHY?! [slams her head on the podium] WHY?! WHY?!
Oh, my gosh, Panini! Are you okay?!
[angrily through her teeth] Yes, Ceviche, I'm fine. Now go away so I can finish my moment. [Ceviche leaves; resumes sobbing] WHY?!
Don't cry. I wasn't listening to Gorgonzola. I was just hanging around with him because he was giving me food. He's my friend.
He's not your friend. He's like a villain or something.
Gorgonzola
[dressed as the Phantom of the Opera] Heeey, Mr. President.
[appears] A villain, you say?!
Gorgonzola
You'll never take me alive, copper! [runs off, leaving Officer Sloppy Joe to follow pursuit]
[bumps into something in the darkness] I need some light. [walks off and comes back, carrying Gorgonzola] That's better.
Gorgonzola
Put me down, Chowder! [frees himself from Chowder's hands; walking away] Leave me out of your silly cartoon! You gotta be crazy to be out here. Everyone knows all the weirdos come out during the blackouts.
Gorgonzola
[screams in surprise; frightened] Yeah. The darkness draws them out. They roam the streets looking for people who have boring conversations with.
Ah, that's not true. You're just trying to scare me.
[looking through the scouts guide book] OH, MY GOSH! This is horrible! According to the guide, Gazpacho has a deadly case of...Rabie-C's!
Gorgonzola
Rabie-C's?
It's all here in the Scout Handbook. See? Signs of Rabie-C's - "sweating, worked up."
Gorgonzola
Yeah, but it also says you foam at the ears.
That's stage two. He's not that far yet.
KKebab
You have a meeting in five minutes, Mr. Gorgonzola...Sir.
AGAdult Gorgonzola
Kebab, I thought I told you to wear your uniform!
AGAdult Gorgonzola
Put it on. [Kebab puts on Chowder's clothes and hat, quivering frightfully] Ha! Look at you, Chowder. Look, I have become terrifically successful! And what are you? A pathetic stooge!
KKebab
Please, sir, can I take off my uniform now?
AGAdult Gorgonzola
NO! Say what Chowder would say!
AGAdult Gorgonzola
It's not the same! Don't look at me! [picks up his office desk] I NEED CHOWDER TO BE MY RIVAL!
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