Miss Endive quotes from Chowder

Miss Endive

[drops down on the ground with a thud; furious] WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! [Chowder, Gorgonzola, Mung, and Stilton scream terrifyingly] You're joke of an apprentice scared away the Queen! Now who wins, huh, smart guys?!

Miss Endive

[viciously with a fiery background] BRING OUT THE GUILTY VERMIN AND LET THE SKIES RAIN DOWN WITH THEIR TEARS!!!

Miss Endive

Playing with our food again, Mr. Daal?

Mung

[narrows eyes; darkly] Endive!

Come on, everyone! Let's get out of here!

Miss Endive

[angrily] MUNG DAAL! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, CHEF!

Panini

Bye, Chowder,

[angrily] I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Gazpacho

[still got hit by a fruit] Still dying! [gasps] Mother's gonna kill me for this! Mother's gonna kill me!

[to Miss Endive] Listen up, woman, that Mood Fruit is MINE!

Miss Endive

As usual, nothing but crazy talk from your lips.

I'll tell you what's crazy… this rump of yours, that's what's crazy! Now will you kindly move it out of my way?

Miss Endive

I'd be happy to oblige, Mr. Daal. [shoves Mung aside with her rump] Whoops!

[spins around and falls in a hole; calling out to Chowder] Chowder, kick it enough high gear!

High gear, comin' up!

Miss Endive

You know, [puts the Mood Fruit on around her neck] I love the way these exotic mood fruits change color according to one's mood. [the Mood Fruit colors change to brown, representing her happiness]

[whispering] They're due to brown.

Shh.

Panini

I think they look lovely on you, Miss Endive.

Miss Endive

Yes. Yes, they do. And do you know what would look lovely on these two? Grease!

Grease?

Miss Endive

Grease!

I don't know how that woman thinks we're gonna get all this cold grease cleaned up when she keeps… [Endive pours more grease on them] POURING MORE ON OUR HEADS!

This ain't gonna be fun.

Miss Endive

[Mood Fruit colors change to red, representing her anger; turns to Mung, viciously] You! You can try your little tricks, you can play your little childish games, but rest assured, I will break you! [Mood Fruit colors change again to black, representing her fury; later, she drags Mung and Chowder to a cell door below her kitchen]

Woman, I will NEVER say you're better than me!

Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never!

Miss Endive

Panini, unlock the cell.

Panini

Yes, ma'am. [unlocks the cell door]

Where are you going? I'm not done ignoring you.

[fed up; having enough] Radda radda. Radda! (I QUIT!) [rips off his apron, revealing a backup apron, and storms out of catering company through the door with a Shnitzel-shaped hole]

Quit? You can't quit. Who's gonna hire a bum like you?!

Hey, that uh, that thing on your beak.

My snood?

Yeah, your snood. Seriously, dude, I can't even look at that thing. You gotta think about getting it removed.

My wife likes my snood.

You're a lucky, lucky man. [Shnitzel walks past between them] Man, that guy looks like he just quit a job he never thought he'd have to quit.

Bummer.

[looks at the snood again; disgusted] Okay, seriously, I'm gonna puke if I gotta keep lookin' at that thing.

Miss Endive

[off-screen] Be right there! [answers the door] What do you want?

[holds up a want ad] Radda radda. (I would like a job).

Miss Endive

You're here about the job? [flees back inside and back to the door, wrapped in towels] Oh, I'm sorry. I just stepped out of the shower. So, you've come to your senses and want to work a real chef, huh?

Radda radda.

Miss Endive

Well, let me see if you're right for the position.

You can thank us for saving you when we get home, Shnitzel.

Radda radda radda! Radda radda radda! Radda radda radda!

[confused; heartbroken] You LIKE working for Endive?!

Miss Endive

[eating a bucket of popcorn; giggles] In your scrawny face!

How could she appreciate you more than we do?

Radda radda radda! (Because she gave me a raise!)

[shocked] She gave you a raise?

Radda. (Yes.)

[going back inside in refusing to return to the catering company] Radda radda. Radda radda radda!

Miss Endive

[laughs; to Mung] Maybe someday you'll learn how to treat a man right.

I know how to treat a man! [voice breaking] Just not a rock monster man. [cries]

Radda radda radda, radda radda radda.

Miss Endive

[heartbroken; confused] What? What do you mean this is just a job? I thought what we had was real. You-you came back for me, because you love me right? Right?!

Radda radda radda. [holds up a picture of him and a female rock]

Miss Endive

[lividly] YOU…HAVE…A GIRLFRIEND?! SO! YOU LIKE TO LEAD WOMEN ON?! HUH?! [pokes Shnitzel and angrily pants, then pokes Shnitzel again] HUH?!? [pokes Shnitzel once more] HUH?!?!

[anxiously] Uh...radda...radda radda. R-Radda radda radda!

Miss Endive

[furiously] MY HEART IS NOT A PIECE OF DOUGH FOR YOU TO TWIST! [to Margarine] Margarine, you can stop playing that song.

Panini

He jumped, Miss Endive.

Miss Endive

They always do, my dear. They always do.

Yo, down in front.

Miss Endive

Hey!

What?

Miss Endive

Hey!

What?

Miss Endive

Hey!

What?

Miss Endive

Hey! [Stilton burps] Hey!!!

We have all been gone crazy.

Miss Endive

Right. Medals are meaningless.

Absolute meaningless.

Panini

So, what do you guys wanna do now?

I want to buy the ultimate thrice cream Mung promised me, with these two shiny gold sments I found! [holds up the two gold medals, revealing the ones that their masters are fighting over were fakes] Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Miss Endive

[covered in chocolate pudding] Can't you see I'm completely covered in pudding?!

Pudding! [chanting] Pudding! Pudding! Pudding! [picks up Endive and eats the pudding off her]

Officer Grinder, no! Put that citizen down! That's in order. [Officer Grinder sets Endive down] Sorry about that.

Miss Endive

It's okay. I think he worked out the knot in my back. [falls flat on the ground with a clang]