Panini quotes from Chowder

Gazpacho

How long have you two lovebirds been going steady?

Panini

I'm Chowder's girlfriend! And Chowder's my boyfriend! And we're totally gonna be there forever and ever! And now, we're holding hands!

[to Kimchi] I don't wanna be a boyfriend! Boyfriends have to do all kinds of weird stuff; like write poetry and hold hands and hold hands, and be together forever! Forever's a long time!

Panini

Oh, hi, Chowder.

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND! Hey, are those cookies?

Panini

I made them for you.

[eats a cookie] Thanks.

Panini

No problem. That's what girlfriends do.

[upon leaving Miss Endive's] Girlfriends, huh? [realizes] Aw, man!

Come on, everyone! Let's get out of here!

Miss Endive

[angrily] MUNG DAAL! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, CHEF!

Panini

Bye, Chowder,

[angrily] I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Gazpacho

[still got hit by a fruit] Still dying! [gasps] Mother's gonna kill me for this! Mother's gonna kill me!

Panini

Num-nums! Are you… [rubs Chowder on the cheek; smitten] okay?

Please don't touch me.

Miss Endive

You know, [puts the Mood Fruit on around her neck] I love the way these exotic mood fruits change color according to one's mood. [the Mood Fruit colors change to brown, representing her happiness]

[whispering] They're due to brown.

Shh.

Panini

I think they look lovely on you, Miss Endive.

Miss Endive

Yes. Yes, they do. And do you know what would look lovely on these two? Grease!

Grease?

Miss Endive

Grease!

I don't know how that woman thinks we're gonna get all this cold grease cleaned up when she keeps… [Endive pours more grease on them] POURING MORE ON OUR HEADS!

This ain't gonna be fun.

Miss Endive

[Mood Fruit colors change to red, representing her anger; turns to Mung, viciously] You! You can try your little tricks, you can play your little childish games, but rest assured, I will break you! [Mood Fruit colors change again to black, representing her fury; later, she drags Mung and Chowder to a cell door below her kitchen]

Woman, I will NEVER say you're better than me!

Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never!

Miss Endive

Panini, unlock the cell.

Panini

Yes, ma'am. [unlocks the cell door]

Panini

He jumped, Miss Endive.

Miss Endive

They always do, my dear. They always do.

We have all been gone crazy.

Miss Endive

Right. Medals are meaningless.

Absolute meaningless.

Panini

So, what do you guys wanna do now?

I want to buy the ultimate thrice cream Mung promised me, with these two shiny gold sments I found! [holds up the two gold medals, revealing the ones that their masters are fighting over were fakes] Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

[puts on a knight's helmet] PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME, PANINI!

Panini

I...I... [breaks down, crying] I JUST WANTED TO BE CLOSE TO YOU, CHOWDER! I just wanted to pass laws that would legally make you my property! And instead, you listened to Gorgonzola and ruin EVERYTHING! [sobbing] WHY?! [slams her head on the podium] WHY?! WHY?!

Oh, my gosh, Panini! Are you okay?!

Panini

[angrily through her teeth] Yes, Ceviche, I'm fine. Now go away so I can finish my moment. [Ceviche leaves; resumes sobbing] WHY?!

Don't cry. I wasn't listening to Gorgonzola. I was just hanging around with him because he was giving me food. He's my friend.

Panini

He's not your friend. He's like a villain or something.

Gorgonzola

[dressed as the Phantom of the Opera] Heeey, Mr. President.

[screams] A VILLAIN!!!

[appears] A villain, you say?!

Gorgonzola

You'll never take me alive, copper! [runs off, leaving Officer Sloppy Joe to follow pursuit]

I did not! [gets interrupted by kissing noises, a lip monster is seen making kissing noises]

Kiss, kiss. Hiya, toots! [farts twice]

Panini

[screams in shock and runs away] GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!!!!!!

Panini

[pulls Chowder away from Marmalade] Oh, there you are Chowder. What's going on here? For a second there, it looked like you found a new [breaths fire from her mouth in a malicious tone] GIRLFRIEND.

Oh, you mean Marmalade. Well, she is a girl.

Guilty.

And she is my friend.

Try me and convict me.

Panini

[laughs; then firmly] Chowder, you get back over here, right this second.

But I don't wanna.

Panini

Now. Get over here, now.

But can I have more than one friend who's a girl?

Panini

No, don't test me, Chowder.

What flavor lipstick are you wearing?

Panini

Smackdown. Now get over here.

Um, I think I'd prefer to stay with starwbarbelberry.

Panini

Chowder, [through gritted teeth] do not make me...

Panini, Panini, what comes after number 29?

Panini

[crying] Oh, Chowder, how could you do this to me?!

On a scale of one to ten, how desperate would you say you are right now?

Panini

[crying] Eleven!

No! Stop! Hold it! I reject this future! It’s evil, evil!

But Chowder. We look so happy together.

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Just look at all our babies.

I REFUSE TO LOOK!

Man, we were cute kids.

Yeah.

But, seriously, no more babies. Okay?

[gets transported by the moving babies] Help, help, the babies got me…

Okay, I'll stop.

[gets to stop them to transport him] Babies, no! Put Scraps down!