Ceviche quotes from Chowder ... TV Quotes Database

[puts on a knight's helmet] PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME, PANINI!

I...I... [breaks down, crying] I JUST WANTED TO BE CLOSE TO YOU, CHOWDER! I just wanted to pass laws that would legally make you my property! And instead, you listened to Gorgonzola and ruin EVERYTHING! [sobbing] WHY?! [slams her head on the podium] WHY?! WHY?!

CCeviche

Oh, my gosh, Panini! Are you okay?!

Panini

[angrily through her teeth] Yes, Ceviche, I'm fine. Now go away so I can finish my moment. [Ceviche leaves; resumes sobbing] WHY?!

CChowder

Don't cry. I wasn't listening to Gorgonzola. I was just hanging around with him because he was giving me food. He's my friend.

Panini

He's not your friend. He's like a villain or something.

Gorgonzola

[dressed as the Phantom of the Opera] Heeey, Mr. President.

CChowder

[screams] A VILLAIN!!!

SJOfficer Sloppy Joe

[appears] A villain, you say?!

Gorgonzola

You'll never take me alive, copper! [runs off, leaving Officer Sloppy Joe to follow pursuit]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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PPâté

Mung, I don't understand this accusation. I wanted to continue our chat, but you just hung up.

CCeviche

[weeping] I didn't do anything.

CChowder

Mung, I...

MDMung Daal

[covers Chowder's mouth] Pâté, Ceviche owes Chowder damages for wrecking his dice-cycle.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Panini

[pulls Chowder away from Marmalade] Oh, there you are Chowder. What's going on here? For a second there, it looked like you found a new [breaths fire from her mouth in a malicious tone] GIRLFRIEND.

CChowder

Oh, you mean Marmalade. Well, she is a girl.

MMarmalade

Guilty.

CChowder

And she is my friend.

MMarmalade

Try me and convict me.

Panini

[laughs; then firmly] Chowder, you get back over here, right this second.

CChowder

But I don't wanna.