Mung quotes from Chowder

Mung

Oh, my golly, what the heck is that?

Young Mung

Oh, ladies! You want some squats with that order? [starts squatting]

Miss Endive

Playing with our food again, Mr. Daal?

Mung

[narrows eyes; darkly] Endive!

Mung

Woman, I need all the cash we got right now! Don't ask questions!

I have ONE...

Mung

Yes, it's Chowder-related.

[hands Mung some money] Fine.

Gorgonzola

[approaches Chowder's food stand while walking by; first lines] What is this? A childish child-sized food stand?

Oh, hey, Gorgonzola. I'm selling Burple Nurples that I made myself, like a real chef.

Gorgonzola

What? You think you're better than me?

Listen, I have a lot of customers waiting. [zoom out, showing the streets completely deserted]

Gorgonzola

Let them wait.

Mung

[in a Scottish accent; stopping Gorgonzola from being poisoned] Don't eat that nurple!

Gorgonzola

Why, old man?

Mung

Because...Because, it is calling out to me. I need that exact nurple.

Gorgonzola

Uhhh...

Mung

Here, here, I'll give you 10 dollops.

Gorgonzola

100 dollops!

Mung

What is it with you kids? I'll give 20.

Gorgonzola

200 dollops!

Mung

50.

Gorgonzola

300 dollops.

Mung

Oh, my golly! 75.

Gorgonzola

350!

Mung

80!

Gorgonzola

360!

Mung

85!

800,000!

Mung

[to Chowder in his normal voice] Stay out of this! [back to his Scottish accent] 85!

Gorgonzola

400 dollops.

Mung

4 hun?! Okay, fine! 400 dollops! Now, give me that nurple! [leaves]

Gorgonzola

I think I might need another nurple. Here's 5 dollops.

Mung

10 dollops.

Gorgonzola

600 dollops!

Mung

Oh, I am so tempted to let you eat that nurple!

Thank you, come again!

Miss Endive

You know, [puts the Mood Fruit on around her neck] I love the way these exotic mood fruits change color according to one's mood. [the Mood Fruit colors change to brown, representing her happiness]

[whispering] They're due to brown.

Shh.

Panini

I think they look lovely on you, Miss Endive.

Miss Endive

Yes. Yes, they do. And do you know what would look lovely on these two? Grease!

Grease?

Miss Endive

Grease!

I don't know how that woman thinks we're gonna get all this cold grease cleaned up when she keeps… [Endive pours more grease on them] POURING MORE ON OUR HEADS!

Mung

What did I tell you last night.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-

Mung

No! I told you "No midnight snacking." But you snacked anyway.

No I didn't.

Cause there's ALWAYS food on my face.

Mung

...True.

Mung

Chowder, look what you've done! Now the animators are gonna have to draw all this fire! On top of that, you've ruined the souffle.

Why, Chowder? WHY!?

Mung

[angrily] You heard me! Never that phrase again. [points to cow]

Wait, how'd a cow get in here?

Mung

Chowder!

Mung

Chowder, I think we've lost Shnitzel to the dark side. Guess it's just you and me, pal.

But, Mung, the dark side looks a lot brighter.

Mung

You know, fishing is a great way for men to bond. We've got nothing but time out here. Did I ever tell you the story of my famous 1,000-day fishing trip?

How many days?

Mung

1,000.

Oh, my gosh!

Mung

Chowder...Sweetheart...Dear Boy...The Blufferfish got away...Because you and your friend Shnitzel wanted to be [looking cute and buck-toothed, waving his hands] a couple of Good Time Charlies!

You wanted to be us? How silly!

Come on, Charlie! Let's go have a good time!

Mung

I don't want-

NO! Sit down. It's story time.

Did someone say stories? About Mung's past?

Ooh! Radda!

Stories? We like stories! Right, Marzipan City?

Young Mung

What the heck are those?

Those are LADIES.

Young Mung

Ladies?

No, no, no. LADIES.

Oh my! I could order a million of you!!!

Young Mung

LADIES!!!

Mung

Chowder! If I met my past self, it could unravel the space-time continuum.

But what does the space-time condiminium have to do with...wait? What're we talking about?

Mung

Chowder, listen very carefully. If we alter anything here in the past, it will erase our reality in the present.

Mung

Remember what I've told you, Chowder.

Never eat barbed wire.