GazpachoHow long have you two lovebirds been going steady?
I'm Chowder's girlfriend! And Chowder's my boyfriend! And we're totally gonna be there forever and ever! And now, we're holding hands!
[Chowder does a spit-take. He continues doing a spit-take on his way back to the catering company. He continues doing a spit-take back at the catering company. He continues doing a spit-take while reading a book, mopping the floor, eating dinner, brushing his teeth, and being in bed. The next morning, even while the moon and the sun did the same spit-take, Chowder stops using a spit-take]
[to Kimchi] I don't wanna be a boyfriend! Boyfriends have to do all kinds of weird stuff; like write poetry and hold hands and hold hands, and be together forever! Forever's a long time!
[Chowder writes on the screen only for Gazpacho to notice]
Gazpacho
Hey! Don't write there!
Why not? [realizes his mistake] Oh. [he tries scribbling it out] There we go. [realizing he has only made it worse] Oh no!
Gazpacho
Stop! I can fix it! [camera zooms too far out] Not from there, get closer! [camera zooms back in] Closer. [camera zooms in once again] Okay. [he sprays on Chowder's handwriting and wipes it off] There.
[points to the 2004-2010 Cartoon Network screen bug] What about that one?
Gazpacho
[taps on the bug] Yeah, that one doesn't come off. I tried.
[puts the lollipop in front of Chowder's face to hypnotize him] You will obey, obey, obey.
I’m gettin' tired of Master Lollipop.
[now holding a cinnamon roll bun] Master Cinnamon Swirl says you will kiss babies to win.
Yes, Master Cinnamon Swirl!
Gazpacho
Oh, I gotta try that on mother.
Gazpacho
[looks at the clock which is past 9’o’clock] Actually, it looks like it’s way past your bedtime.
Gazpacho
Come on! Let’s get you ready for Dreamland.
But we’ve only done half of the list!
Gazpacho
Chowder, if there’s one thing that mother’s taught me, it’s to sleep as much as you can. That way, you don’t have to face the horrible reality of what your life’s become.
[out of control] HIDE AND SEEK! READY, SET, GO!!!
[Gazpacho’s “Hommina Hommina Hommina”]
Alright, if you’re gonna cry about it, I’ll go to bed!
Gazpacho
Huh? [screams in terror] Hommina, Hommina, Hommina, Hommina!
What’s your “Hommina, Hommina, Hommina” about, Gazpacho?
Gazpacho
You! You’re dead! RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR!
Gazpacho
What’s left of you.
Well, this is definitely my hat. [gets his hat, then wears it back on again] And, [takes a smell] it does smell like me… [puts it near to his ear] …and sound like me… [puts it into his mouth] …and tastes like me. Who knew I was so delicious? I’M DEAD?!?! [Gazpacho walks backwards as Chowder walks to Gazpacho] But- but I’m still here! Look!
[Gazpacho running with Chowder]
Gazpacho
So this is the other side. Hmm. Looks- looks pretty much like our side now.
EEndive
[bursts through the door screaming]
CGChowder and Gazpacho
ENDIVE’S ANGRY SPIRIT! AAAH! [they skyrocket from the fountain]
Gazpacho
[as Chowder runs aside him] Run, Chowder! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T LOOK BACK!! [Endive keeps on running after them as Chowder runs by Gazpacho’s side]
You said it. Now let's skedaddle before those hounds-
Shnitzel, what are you talking about?
What? What do want me to look at? [gasps] Ew! It's Endive! Oh, my lord! Oh, what is she-
Mung. What, what, who, who, why?! It's like some horrible accident! I can't look away!
Oh, if only I had a camera!
Thanks, Shnitzel. Good thing you carry this high-powered camera everywhere you go.
[Camera shutter clicking]
Hey, guys, I wonder what Endive will say when she finds out we captured her dirty secret on film?
[Miss Endive hovers over Mung in anger]
BBoth
[in fear] Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina, humina.
What, take more pictures? Shnitzel, this zoom lens is great!
[growling] MUNG! [breathing heavily; Mung chuckles nervously] Give me that camera!
We'll give you this camera if you let us in your pool.
Never! Give me that camera!
Woman, you will let us take a dip in your pool, or we'll show these pictures to everybody.
No, forget it! I-I-I'm calling your bluff!
[sighs] I didn't want to have to do it this way, Endive. I really didn't. [beat] Everyone, to the farmers' market!
What?! [gasps] No! No! No! No! No! No! [gasps] My reputation will be ruined! Aah! Get back here! No! No! No! No! No! No! What?
Blah, blah, Endive, blah, blah, blah! Check it out!
Gazpacho
Mm-hmm. And what are we looking at? Mama, no! [gags; vomits] I'm all right. I'm not all right! [vomits violently] That's Miss Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!
[Miss Endive breathes heavily]
How could you show that?! Give it to me!
Unh-unh-unh-unh, I told you - I'll let you have it when you allow us into your pool.
I will never allow grubby cretins like you to frolic in my pool! Never!
Well, you leave me no choice. [later seen; showing pictures to the citizens] Endive pictures! Embarrassing Endive pictures! Get your Endive pictures right here! See what everyone is talking about!
Okay, fine! I will allow you to use my pool just this once. But I ever want those pictures seen by anyone ever again!
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