Oh, why was I cursed like this, Mung? With such short legs? If only I had something to ride on. Something with two wheels. And with handlebars. And is red. And it's in the garage. Your Dice Cycle, I wanna ride your Dice Cycle.
Yes, I know what you're referring to and the answer is "No"! You'll wreck it.
No, I won't! I swear on the soul of my poor dead cooking master!
I'm not dead.
You could be if you tried.
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