[Reading a comic book] "Ha, ha, Kablammo Man, I have turned your faithful Muffin Men into cosmic croutons with my microwave ray!" [Wails] Not cosmic croutons!
Last stop: Cat Alley.
Did you have to say "last", Gadget?
Quickly! Evacuation Procedure M.F.!
What does "M.F". mean?
Me first!
Why, Chipper, you deserve a PhD in C-A-T.
Very good, Mole. It's so nice to see you using your head for something other than your hair.
Karats are good for the eyes. Especially 40 karats!
You idiots! Oh... why must all my brilliant plans be ruined by those rinketing Rangers? Why? TELL ME! TELL ME WHY! WHY?! WHY?!
Because good always triumphs over evil!
Oh, yeah?
I'm going after Dale! He may drive me crazy but he's my kinda nut.
GGuest
What a gem Mr. Klutchkoin is! By the way, where is he?
KMrs. Klutchkoin
Still writing zeroes on the check. Been at it three weeks, poor dear.
I have an idea. It's risky but it just might work. Guys, I need some double-weight, hot-pressed, fluid graphic-
Yeah, right! I never leave home with out it.
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