Relax, it's practically foolproof.
Yeah, but is it Dale-proof?
SSSonny's Dad
[Drowning] Sonny! As I almost live and breathe!
Abandon bleach bottle! I mean... abandon ship!
You idiots! You sank the wrong ship! You sank the Lusitania!
Just because I'm particular doesn't mean I'm not greedy.
What more can go wrong?
Hurricanes, pirates, blizzards, wild gila monsters...
Now right behind these vines is a gigantic waterfall.
[Seeing a dripping rockface] What do you call it, Monty? The Niagara Trickle?
I still haven't figured out how you've been sinking those ships but I should have known you were the ones doing it, even though there was no way to know, you know.
As soon as I figure out what you just said, I shall congratulate you on your brilliant deductive abilities.
MMole
Firefly, firefly bright. First firefly I see tonight. I wish for a basketball.
If you're going to make a wish, Mole, wish for some brains.
Hey, boss. What's that?
I don't want to hear it!
There, in the water?
Keep paddling! I don't want to hear it! [Something crashes into their boat, which starts to sink] W-w-what happened?
MMole
You don't wanna hear it.
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