A pet is a big responsibility, Dale.
Especially when he's bigger than you are.
MGMuseum Guard
I swear, Dr. Piltdown, it was a big lizard. Like a baby dinosaur.
PDr. Piltdown
If this is a joke, I'll put you in charge of the children's group tours!
MGMuseum Guard
Anything but that, Doc!
Read my lips! Go home!
SSteggy
Oh, er, Dale?
Yeah?
SSteggy
I'd like it very much for you to come and live with me...
Oh, yeah?!
SSteggy
...but I'm not allowed to have any pets.
SSteggy
Oh, I am a dinosaur, but I come from another planet in a galaxy far, far, away. We've lived there happily for millions of centuries. Hidding in the clearings of the swamp-like environment. We've built cities to house our population. We've learned to live together in perfect harmony. There have been no wars, no fighting on our planet for thousands of years. For we have learned to be content with what we have. And through the years, our artists and scientists have contributed to our busy society, making our lives meaningful and complete. We have even stared the stars of the sky and developed our own space program to explore the planets of the Galaxies around us. One planet have particulary had the requirements necessary to support our life forms - the planet you call Earth. Millions of years ago, we launched a fleet of spacecrafts to travel to this planet. We maintained radio contact with them until soon after they landed here. Then without warning, all communications ceased. With the failure of our space program, we were too fearful to continue exploring the planets, and abandoned future space research. But I was determined to find out what happened to my ancestors. So, outfitting our last spaceship with the large supply of food packets, I travelled across the Universe to see for myself. Meanwhile at the natural history museum, my spaceship's being mistaken for a dinosaur egg.
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