Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · Season 2, Episode 29
Ya know something, Chipper, when it comes to planning, you're a pro, but since this is our day off, do ya think we could just maybe, ya know, have some fun?
Absolutely! Not a problem. I've got that figured in too.
[Reads schedule] "Organize Equipment: 10–10:30, Supervised Group Nap: 10:30–1. Fun: 11–11:05..." 5 minutes!?! You scheduled only 5 measly minutes for Fun!?!
Well, we're running late here so better cut that back to 4 minutes.
Perfect! My own blend of sunblock. Now I can sit in the sun for 2 hours, 18 minutes and 36 seconds exactly.
What happened to you? Aren't hermit crabs supposed to have a shell or something?
We all had shells, earmuff. But when we woke up this morning, they all had disappeared, vanished, departed.
[Gasp] You mean they were gone?!
[Sarcastically] It's a good thing you're not any sharper, son. You'd cut yourselves?
[Crabs from the beach ask the Rangers for help finding their missing shells]
I'm sure that if we can find their missing shells they'd be much less crabby. I mean, still crabs, but not so crab-like. Well, wait! Still crab-like, since they are crabs, after all...
Gadget luv, drop it.
[Later, when they get the shells back]
See, I told you they'd be less crabby once they got their homes back. Back on their backs, I mean. I mean, they're still crabs and everything. What I'm trying to say is...
Gadget luv, that's getting on my nerves.
I don't understand why all the missing shells aren't here. This is a Shell Station.
Wow, boss! Did you know that if you put your ear to a seashell, you can hear the ocean inside?
Of course I knew, you idiot! That's the whole point to my brilliant criminal master plan.
Wow! Where did they put the batteries?
Shells don't use batteries. The ocean's sound they make is a mystery of nature like how you manage to operate without any brains.
[Raised voice] Boss! Hey, Boss! Looks like we got all the fish!
[Annoyed] Didn't anyone tell you it was rude to shout?! [Calms down] Now...Tell me, is the net in place? I don't want any of my fish escaping. Well?! WELL, ANSWER ME?!
Y-y-yes, boss.
Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's rude to MUMBLE?!
With me in charge, we'll crack this case in no time. [Rushes headlong into a pillar]
You'll crack something, at least.
I have style, I have class, I have breeding... I have a temper!
At times like this, I usually don't resort to shrill emotional outbursts but in this case, YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
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