Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · Season 2, Episode 40
[After retrieving a frisbee for a puppy]
Awful sweet little fella, eh?
Yeah! Just like this case: Awful and little. What we need to find is a really big case.
How about that big German shepherd who lost his accent? [Gets bonked on the head] Is that a yes?
Oh, Sweeney, you little dickens! Someday you'll be more famous than Betty what's-her-name, more popular than that old Colonel fella and more importantly, you will be rich, rich, rich, rich, RICH!
[refusing to help Midge] No, no, no! We are not a delivery service! Our next case is going to be a big one. Big, big, big! [pokes Midge a couple of times, then turns around in rejection]
[Chip starts to hear sobbing as he turns around to Midge, who is in tears. Then Chip notices Gadget crying too as well as Monty and Zipper, with the latter giving Monty a tissue for him to blow his nose. Dale comes out of the headquarters and sees everyone (except Chip) crying, so he starts bawling histerically as he runs towards Chip and hugs him]
Why are we crying, anyhow?
They are tears of joy over our new case. We're taking Midge here to Capistrano.
Hey, ma! How'd you like all the birdies I caught? [Giggle] Shucks! I'll bet they'll make you rich enough to buy all the diamonds you can hope for. Get it? Hope? Diamonds? Hope Diamond? I'm so funny!
[Upon hearing a lot of caws]
Did you hear that?
It came from over there.
Sounds like Alfred Hitchcock is making a movie over there.
C'mon, Monty! We have to save Midge.
B-b-but, Gadget, look at the size of those cats!
[Pointing to the caged birds] Look at the size of those eyes!
How'd you like a nice, juicy chipmunk sandwich for a change?
You know me, Jack. Just your average hungry little devil.
Heeeeeere's dinner!
Brilliant plan for the boys to keep those felines busy while we free the birds.
I sure hope it was a plan, Monty.
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard... Let's try it!
[After crashing into a bag of flour]
Oh no! We didn't make it! We're ghosts! This is terrible! AWFUL!
You want me to hold off the c-c-cats, Chipper?!
Don't do it for me, Monty - do it for Midge!
[Midge turns her doleful gaze on Monty.]
Those eyes ought to be registered as lethal weapons.
[Ma's electromagnet interferes with a plane's instruments.]
Time to land already? But this can't be Burbank, the air's too clean.
[About Todd] Every family tree has its sap.
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