Don't want to miss the cartoon! Hope it's the one about the big dumb duck.
[Tracking some puppets to the sewers]
But why do those guys probably want to live down here?
Rent's probably cheaper.
SDSewarnose de Bergerac
I am a professional. I have studied under the greatest performers of all time.
Yeah, about thirty feet under.
There's nothing like a good melodrama. And this is nothing like one.
[About Sewarnose] He's battier than a room full of Jamaican fruit-bats. But you gotta admit he's entertaining.
[Knocking at Clarence Dudley's dresser door] Candygram.
CClarence
No, thank you. Much watch my figure, you know.
Flowers.
CClarence
Heavens, no! My hay fever.
Singing telegram.
CClarence
Hmmm...How droll. [Ahem!] Entre vous.
[About Gadget blushing in a toy soldier's arms] It's the uniform, mates. Women go crazy for them.
Comic relief is essential to drama.
[After flushing Sewarnose away]
Well, I guess Sewarnose is all washed up in this town.
Yeah! He really let himself go down the drain.
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