Cheers · Season 2
Coach has lost his sweet disposition. he's turned into a tyrant.
Yeah, but he's winning Diane and winning is the most important thing here.
Well, I don't think winning is the most important thing here.
Well good then, you won't mind losing this argument.
Over my dead body.
Hey, don't bring last night into this.
Boy I'd love to Mort but I don't have any time around here. I spend half my life trying to keep this bar on its feet and the other half trying to keep Diane off hers.
Coach, we don't want to be bothered.
Who does?
Somebody wants you at another table.
Who?
Everybody at this one.
How do you keep so trim, Carla?
Sex.
You mean sex is the greatest exercise.
Nah, I miss it so much I can't eat.
[trying to scratch a bikini off a card] There's something wrong here. I can't get the bikini off my girl.
Story of your life, big guy.
[to Sam] When I and everyone else in the world say I love you, we are opening up the very core of our being. When you say it, you're just clearing your throat.
I'll tell you something else I haven't had much experience: saying 'No' to women. The closest I've come is 'Not now, we're landing.'
[Diane enters Cheers with a friend.]
This is Heather Landon, my oldest friend.
Meet her this morning?
I'll tell you something else I haven't had much experience saying no to women. The closest I've come is "Not now, we're landing."
This isn't an IOU. It's a bunch of writing I don't understand. That's what this is.
Is it in a foreign tongue, Sam?
No, it's English.
In your case that qualifies.
You must have a high threshold for pain.
I don't know the meaning of the word.
Pretty tough guy there, huh?
No, no he doesn't know what threshold means.
I know everything about you, Malone.
Yeah, right.
Your favorite color is blue. Your favorite hobby is sailing. And your taste in women is not what it used to be.
Right across the board. You do know me.
A lot better than you know me.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Your favorite meal is Chicken McNuggets. Your favorite hobby is drawing underarm hair on all the models in Vogue magazine. And your favorite movie is Lady and the Tramp and you always cry when they come to the part about the spaghetti.
I didn't think anybody knew that.
I'll tell you something else I know about you that you didn't think I knew.
What?
You go to Mass every Sunday.
Who squealed on me?!
I thought you were seeing someone.
His fingerprints grew back. He had to leave the country.
You know Cliff, if it's true that a little knowledge is dangerous, you are a walking time bomb.
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