Woody Boyd quotes from Cheers

Sam

Does anyone know how to drive a limo around here?

Woody

Oh I've driven a tractor, it can't be that different.

Rebecca

What the hell's in the box?

Woody

Those are my bees, Miss Howe.

Rebecca

Enough said.

Woody

Can I keep them in there until the end of the day?

Rebecca

Sure, anything you want. In my mood I'll agree to anything.

Sam

Sounds like my cue.

Cliff

[about Martin] How does a guy so young get to be so incredibly powerful?

Woody

I just try to maintain a cheerful attitude and try not abuse my position.

Norm

I hate to change the subject but I don't know if anyone recognizes, we seem to have a little problem here.

Woody

Oh you need another beer, Mr. Peterson.

Norm

Okay we have two problems here.

Carla

Woody, you don't know what you're getting yourself into. I mean, those guys at Gary's are vicious. They could strip you naked, paint you red, and put you on a subway.

Woody

They wouldn't do that.

Carla

They did it to me. But I got the best of them.

Norm

How's that?

Carla

[laughing] I loved it.

Woody

Hey Mr. Peterson there's a cold one waitin' for ya.

Norm

I know, and if she calls I'm not here.

Woody

Who wants to see a rich boy get his butt whooped?

Carla

Wait a minute, I can't leave. If you're gonna fight, go fight in the back. But remember, you've got to bus your own blood.

Woody

What's goin' on, Mr. Peterson?

Norm

The flashing side of my gut that says "insert beer here."

Sam

Hey Rebecca, can I work the next shift? I need the overtime.

Rebecca

Sam look, I know what you're trying to do here but forget it. It's going to take you the rest of your life to save enough money to buy Cheers.

Woody

Hey if Sam says he can do it, he can do it. We have faith in you Sam. Cheers is gonna be yours. I just hope I'm still alive to see it.

Norm

Today I had to choose between two really great jobs. Couldn't make up my mind.

Woody

What'd you do?

Norm

I skipped them both and came in here. I think I made the right choice.

Woody

My grandmother cleaned out her attic. Guess what she found?

Carla

Your grandfather.

Woody

No, he doesn't go in the attic.

Woody

Now this customer stuff is gonna be great. You know usually I'm so busy working, I miss out on all the witty conversations that go on around here.

Cliff

Norm, you seem to have a little cheese doodle dust in the corner there.

Norm

I didn't have any cheese doodles.

Cliff

Last night you did.

Norm

I did? [licks lips] Wow that stuff really keeps, doesn't it?

Woody

Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?

Norm

Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?

Alex

And here are the categories for you, "Civil Servants", "Stamps From Around The World", "Mothers And Sons", "Beer", "Bar Trivia", and finally, "Celibacy".

Woody

Man, this has to be Mr. Clavin's dream board.

Norm

Sure. He's home free as long as he doesn't get too cocky.

Alex

Cliff, can I get you to pick a category and an amount?

Cliff

Why don't you go ahead and pick any one you want? I mean, I am feeling lucky today! Woah!

Norm

Uh oh.

Norm

[Rebecca's] taken to replacing the beer nuts to these little candy hearts that say "Hold me," "I'm yours," "Lovey dovey." Hey "Free beer."

Woody

Oh no Mr. Peterson, you fooled me once.