Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

So your new and improved premonitions are just a more vivid way of telling us we're screwed.

Piper

Desperate demons call for desperate measures.

Piper

We don't need to go looking for trouble. Trouble comes to find us anyway.

Piper

Playing on an expectant mother's fears. That was a good one. But not that good.

Piper

What is this?! A brothel?

Piper

Look warlocks we can handle, demonic ex-husbands we cannot. You gotta get out of here before she sees you.

Piper

Well...let's just say i had a little premonition of my own!

Piper

You knew about this supernatural Jenny Jones reunion, didn't you?!

Piper

Are you telling me she's going to evict somebody from their own body? That's rude!

Piper

I'm not gonna leave my sisters in Egypt with two demonic perverts!

Piper

Okay, this just can not be happening, people. I mean, Phoebe would not do this to us. I mean, it cannot, cannot be happening.

Piper

Alright, Sally, go meet Harry.

Piper

Phoebe, if you love me, you will send this crazy bastard straight to hell!