Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

(after Phoebe's baby morphs a slice of watermelon to a chunk of meat) Maybe your baby would prefer to listen to Ozzy.

Piper

Okay, in case anyone is wondering, we are officially screwed.

Piper

Leo, she said Tidal Waves. How far do Tidal Waves travel!?

Piper

Oh please, please. Somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold.

Piper

Okay...I've had enough. Your treatment of me is shocking.

Piper

Oh look out Phoebe, he's packing a seashell.

Piper

I dont want my baby to turn into a guinea pig

Piper

And besides, every other mother to be does not have to worry about her child orbing out to Tahiti when they are sent to their room.

Piper

Ah, back off Grams. I just saved your ass.

Piper

Paige, I don't wanna chat. I got problems here. Geez, you're like my husband with boobs.

Piper

Kiss this bitch. (She tries to blow her up, but her powers showered her with flowers) Ohh, bad baby.

Piper

Okay, vanquish demon first, kill husband later.

Piper

I'm pregnant, not terminal.