“Y Tu Mummy Tambien” · Season 5
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (8), Paige Matthews (5), Leo Wyatt (1), Cole Turner (1)
Everything is so bright and cheery and ruffly.
Your pants stopped fitting you.
Well, I could have gone up a size or two. I don't have to resort to maternity clothes. I just feel so-
Adorable! I think it's you.
Obviously, you don't know me very well. Look, do you have anything that will go with combat boots? Ya know, something for the mom-to-be who kicks some ass upon occasion? You know something in black. Or gray.
... I'll go check.
Are you telling me she's going to evict somebody from their own body? That's rude!
Scrying secrets come to me,
Drop again so I might see.
(makes guillotine appear) I can't wait to see how I survive this. Oh, can't you at least let me not die in peace?
Glad to see you're feeling so alive.
(as Phoebe) It's this body. I've never felt so much power before, passion, desire.
Maybe I should leave you two alone.
(as Phoebe) No. Just because the witch is in me doesn't mean there's not enough room for you too.
So what? I'm unbreakable, dude.
Dude, I'm not.
I can't handle this right now.
What? I told you I was going to have to break a few rules.
No, no, no. You don't understand, this is the least of our problems. Which ought to give you and idea how bad our problems actually are!
Come on, it can't be that bad.
Unless I am mistaken, Cole has teamed up with Jerich and tricked me into getting Paige possessed and Phoebe mummified.
I'm not gonna leave my sisters in Egypt with two demonic perverts!
Two warring souls not burn inside,
Where only one can reside,
I call upon the power of three,
To save her body and set Paige free.
We're just playing hookie.
Well Paige, you can't play hookie, cos see, you're unemployed.
What's the matter with your neck?
It's this cramp, I've had it for a couple of days now.
Well, why don't you get a massage?
(Piper looks through a rack of clothes.)
Oh, yeah, I'll pencil that in. Right between vanquishing demons and training to be your midwife. (Piper holds up an ugly pale pink dress.) No.
(Piper puts the dress back.)
Well, A, I don't need midwives because I'm delivering with a doctor not sisters. And B, you need to start taking care of yourself because you've actually been working harder than when you were working.
Yeah, well, someone has to pick up the slack, especially with hermit lady just laying around the house.
The hermit lady?
Yeah, Phoebe? Have you noticed she hasn't left the house in weeks.
What do you mean? She leaves the house every morning.
No, she leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.
Ah, Paige!
(Paige's phone rings, she answers it)
Hi Phoebe. We were just talking about you.
And your batteries.
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