Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

They knew about the forcefield.They almost flew him outta the window.

Piper

Hey! Hes just a baby! He's small and little and...

Piper

I'm still having trouble letting go of the name we settled on.

Piper

Magical goods? My baby is a "magical good?" That is just sick and twisted.

Piper

I don't have the luxury of being careful now that half of Demonville is after our child.

Piper

I have to get back to going bankrupt. Actually, scratch that. I have to get back to fighting with my husband.

Piper

Freaking ever useless Elders!

Piper

I'm telling you, it's not gonna fit. Nothing fits anymore and if he keeps growing at this rate, we're gonna have to send him off to college by next week

Piper

Alright, speak and spell.

Piper

I'd rather just snipe later than be honest and open about my feelings now.

Piper

Don't you jingle me, mister!

Piper

It's not nice to piss off Mother Nature.

Piper

You asked me to marry you and I said yes. You wanted a family and I gave you a son. And now you want me to just watch you walk away?

Piper

(to Shapeshifter Boy) Hey, watch it! I still have a mouth. I'll turn you into a toad

Piper

(After Shapeshifter Boy is turned back) Next time, I'll give you warts!