Camp Camp Season 3 quotes

David

Thanks again for the ride! [walks off]

Anytime! [gets out a bag of candy for the campers] Don't forget about the free candy I promised ya! [the campers cheer in excitement]

David

Nikki? Max? Are you in this horrible alley? [a mugger walks up to him from behind] Scream once if you're being murdered.

Alright, hand it over!

David

[turns to look at the mugger and raises his hands up] Oh my gosh!

I mean it, pal! I'll cut you a new one!

David

A new what!?

Nurf

Whoa! Full size candy bars? That guy wasn't messing around.

Harrison

[waves a candy bar to David] David! You gotta see this!

[notices the kids behind David] Oh, are all these kids with you? Oh man, it's hard out there for a single parent, isn't it?

David

I... I... I...

Oh here, please. [gives David his knife] You need this more than I do. This city is dangerous, but be careful, it's incredibly sharp. Mugged a lot of people with this knife and now you will do.

David

Oh. My fingerprints are on this now.

Nerris

Wow! David got the Sword of Truth! Bonus D 30 by 63 points!

[as he walks off] Always listen to your dad, kids!

Ered

Thanks, dude!

Gwen

Camp Corp. Accounting, Gwen speaking!

Max

Fuck!

Gwen

Wait a minute- Max?

Max

Yeah, sorry. I bet Campbell five bucks you'd be working in the mail room.

Gwen

You little shit! I'm better th- Wait. Campbell, as in-?

Max

Yeah, it's a long story, but the punchline is that we're getting Camp Campbell back and we need your help.

David

I know you finally have a respectable job, Gwen, so if you don't want to get involved-

Gwen

FUCK THIS JOB! [other office staff come out of their cubicles to look] I mean- whaa? [quietly] Fuck this job! They don't need me! There's nothing to do! I get paid to just sit around and wait!

Cameron Campbell

Hey, now, that is a hard job to land.

David

Gwen, really, are you sure about this?

Gwen

You're goddamn right I am. What do you need me to do?