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SEASON 5

Camp Camp · Season 5

Camp Camp Season 5 quotes

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S5 E1Welcome Back, Campers!

Ooh, can you believe it? We're back for a whole new summer!

Yep, it's really, truly horrifying.

Oh, Max, you must be a little excited to see the other campers!

You know what? I am. [David gasps in excitement] This camp sucks, but you know what else sucks? Life out there; family, school, crumbling society... These assholes are way more fun!

...I'll take it!

Though, I guess Gwen is gone, and Campbell won't be around to involve us in his "illegal schemes", but overall, it'll be the same.

[A new camp counselor named C.J. arrives]

CJC.J.

Yup! Exactly the same.

[chuckles] C.J.! I... couldn't help but notice you made some [looks at C.J.'s outfit style] modifications to your counselor uniform. Well, you know what they say, the lower the "V", the higher the SPF. It gets hotter every year thanks to... climate change.

CJC.J.

[chuckles] I don't touch that stuff.

Sun... screen?

CJC.J.

Climate change. Or sunscreen. Full of chemicals. Here, take these supplements, [holds up a bottle and throws two of them to David and Max] it'll make your skin wet, the sun HATES. It also skyrockets your libido and um... [points at David's hair] stimulates hair growth. [David gasps and covers his hair in fear]

This dynamic will be fun to exploit.

S5 E3The Talk

[Nikki is still in the Flower Scouts' mud bath relaxing]

[obliviously uses some makeup on her face] I can't believe the Flower Scouts had Grade A warpaint just lying around. It doesn't smudge or anything! Must've borrowed it from the Woodscouts. [she grabs a mirror to look at herself, only to notice her face has grown beautiful eyelashes and her bandage is gone; gasps] I look... LIKE A FLOWER SCOUT! [looks up at a poster that reads "Dead Sea Mud; guaranteed to totally change you!". Seeing this, she looks at her nails, which the dead sea mud made them very long, shiny and pretty. She gasps again as she lifts her left foot up, to see she is somehow now in heels] OH, GOD, I'M A MONSTER! [whimpers as she looks at her new left heel]

S5 E4Infested

[last line of the series]

We're here, Camp Campbell! We've spared every expense. All of 'em. Each expense, we spared it. We said nope, not gonna spend it.

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