I think a guy slayer would be badass. Like--like if there was this ninja, a guy slayer would be like, "you may be silent, but this'll shut you up." Hiya.
Buffy could stomp ninja ass.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 7
I think a guy slayer would be badass. Like--like if there was this ninja, a guy slayer would be like, "you may be silent, but this'll shut you up." Hiya.
Buffy could stomp ninja ass.
[To the Potential Slayers.]
We need to stick together, okay? We're stronger that way. We cannot afford to fall apart now.
She's right. Where would the Justice League have been if they hadn't put their differences aside to stop the Imperium and his shape-shifting alien horde?
Don't help me.
Last time I tried using magic... the First, it turned it around on me, got inside. I felt it surging through me, every fibre of my being, pure undiluted evil. I could taste it.
How's evil taste?
A little chalky.
[Before fighting the Turok-Han in front of the Potential Slayers]
Looks good, doesn't it? They're trapped in here. Terrified. Meat for the beast, and there's nothing they can do but wait. That's all they've been doing for days, waiting to be picked off, having nightmares about monsters that can't be killed. But I don't believe in that. I always find a way. I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why. It's time. Welcome to Thunderdome.
Two men enter. One man leaves.
[Buffy fights the Turok-Han]
This? You planned this. Letting the barrier fail, bringing us here. You and Buffy.
[Back to Thunderdome]
It's killing her!
We have to do something.
Wait.
[after defeating the Turok-Han] See? Dust. Just like the rest of 'em. I don't know what's coming next, but I do know it's gonna be just like this: hard, painful. But in the end it's gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we'll be the ones left standing. Here endeth the lesson.
[on the phone at work] Well, I'm sorry Xander...next time, close the door when you take a shower at my house...of course they're curious!
The smell will lead us to the potential.
Or some poor soul who ate too many chimichangas.
Plucked from an ordinary life, handed a destiny
Say Skywalker, and I smack ya.
...
It's like--well, it's almost like this metaphor for womanhood, isn't it? The sort of flowering that happens when a girl realizes that she's part of a fertile heritage stretching back to Eve, and-
I'll pay you to talk about Star Wars again.
It's like a gay bar...but with demons.
They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't chosen. To live so near to the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary.
Maybe that's your power.
What?
Seeing, knowing.
Maybe it is... Maybe I should get a cape.
I know. But you should go. This trip is important for the girls, to understand the source of their power, and know how to use it right.
I don't think they appreciate the gravity of what we're undertaking. It's frightening and it's difficult. Then, apparently someone told them that the vision quest consists of me driving them to the desert, doing the hokey pokey.. until a spooky rasta mama slayer arrives and speaks to them in riddles.
Let's start with the easy stuff. How long have you known... that you were gay?
Wait. That's easy? And what, you just assume that I'm gay. I mean, presume much?
Okay, sorry. How long have you enjoyed having sex with women?
Hey! What, you think you have some sort of special lesbo-dar or something?
Okay, you know there's a better word for that, right?
[Spike lies bleeding because of his malfunctioning control chip.]
Well, we'll fix it. We'll hit serious research mode--
Good. Try Behavioral Modification Software Throughout the Ages.
[sighs] Okay. You're right. Not a book thing. [pauses] It's a phone thing.
Who you gonna call?
[Buffy looks askance at him.]
God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Doubt it.
Now wait a minute--you think I'm evil... if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?
Miss Summers! Agent Finn reported that you tried to contact him earlier today.
I knew it! [whispers to Spike] Government conspiracy.
He indicated you might be needing our assistance. We're to provide you anything you need to help Ass-Face here.
[Spike and Buffy stare at him.]
Those were his exact words, ma'am.
You think I'm losing sight of the big picture, but I'm not. When Spike had that chip, it was like having him in a muzzle. It was wrong. You can't beat evil by doing evil. I know that.
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