Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 7
“Showtime” · Season 7
In this episode: Andrew Wells (5), Buffy Summers (3), Xander Harris (2), Willow Rosenberg (2), Dawn Summers (2), Rona (2), Kennedy (1)
Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes.
I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you... I'm bored. Episode I bored.
...
[About Andrew.]
Um... why is that guy tied to a chair?
The question you'll soon be asking is, "Why isn't he gagged?"
[Xander is undoing the extremely tight ropes around Andrew's arms.]
Ow! Watch it, that's my joystick hand.
I'm not gonna touch that one.
...
You try anything, try to run---did you ever see the movie Misery?
Six times. But the book was scarier than the movie, 'cause instead of crushing his foot with a sledgehammer, Kathy Bates chops it off with...
[Andrew trails off as it sinks in. Buffy nods.]
I'll be good.
I think a guy slayer would be badass. Like--like if there was this ninja, a guy slayer would be like, "you may be silent, but this'll shut you up." Hiya.
Buffy could stomp ninja ass.
[To the Potential Slayers.]
We need to stick together, okay? We're stronger that way. We cannot afford to fall apart now.
She's right. Where would the Justice League have been if they hadn't put their differences aside to stop the Imperium and his shape-shifting alien horde?
Don't help me.
Last time I tried using magic... the First, it turned it around on me, got inside. I felt it surging through me, every fibre of my being, pure undiluted evil. I could taste it.
How's evil taste?
A little chalky.
[Before fighting the Turok-Han in front of the Potential Slayers]
Looks good, doesn't it? They're trapped in here. Terrified. Meat for the beast, and there's nothing they can do but wait. That's all they've been doing for days, waiting to be picked off, having nightmares about monsters that can't be killed. But I don't believe in that. I always find a way. I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why. It's time. Welcome to Thunderdome.
Two men enter. One man leaves.
[Buffy fights the Turok-Han]
This? You planned this. Letting the barrier fail, bringing us here. You and Buffy.
[Back to Thunderdome]
It's killing her!
We have to do something.
Wait.
[after defeating the Turok-Han] See? Dust. Just like the rest of 'em. I don't know what's coming next, but I do know it's gonna be just like this: hard, painful. But in the end it's gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we'll be the ones left standing. Here endeth the lesson.
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