Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 7
“The Killer in Me” · Season 7
In this episode: Buffy Summers (3), Rupert Giles (2), Willow Rosenberg (1), Spike (1), Kennedy (1)
I know. But you should go. This trip is important for the girls, to understand the source of their power, and know how to use it right.
I don't think they appreciate the gravity of what we're undertaking. It's frightening and it's difficult. Then, apparently someone told them that the vision quest consists of me driving them to the desert, doing the hokey pokey.. until a spooky rasta mama slayer arrives and speaks to them in riddles.
Let's start with the easy stuff. How long have you known... that you were gay?
Wait. That's easy? And what, you just assume that I'm gay. I mean, presume much?
Okay, sorry. How long have you enjoyed having sex with women?
Hey! What, you think you have some sort of special lesbo-dar or something?
Okay, you know there's a better word for that, right?
[Spike lies bleeding because of his malfunctioning control chip.]
Well, we'll fix it. We'll hit serious research mode--
Good. Try Behavioral Modification Software Throughout the Ages.
[sighs] Okay. You're right. Not a book thing. [pauses] It's a phone thing.
Who you gonna call?
[Buffy looks askance at him.]
God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Doubt it.
Now wait a minute--you think I'm evil... if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?
Miss Summers! Agent Finn reported that you tried to contact him earlier today.
I knew it! [whispers to Spike] Government conspiracy.
He indicated you might be needing our assistance. We're to provide you anything you need to help Ass-Face here.
[Spike and Buffy stare at him.]
Those were his exact words, ma'am.
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